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pencil

A writing utensil that is quite useful.
Can be found in numerous places around the world.
May I borrow that pencil of yours please?
by z August 8, 2004
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Pencil Dick

Etymology: Middle English pensel, from Middle French pincel, from (assumed) Vulgar Latin penicellus, alteration of Latin penicillus, diminutive of peniculus brush, from diminutive of penis tail, penis.

A male organ of copulation that is small or narrow in circumference or width, lacking usual or desirable bulk, which that in male mammals including humans, usually is not able to cause the opposite sex to have an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions accompanied by vaginal contractions.
I can’t marry Scott, the act of love making sucks because he has a pencil dick.
by Jendo October 15, 2004
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Patent Pending

Patent Pending is a ska punk band from Long Island, New York.

MEMBERS:
Michael Ragosta - Vocals
Joe Ragosta - Guitar, Vocals
Drew Buffardi - Bass
Anthony Mingoia - Drums
Songs from Patent Pending's first album:

1) Congratulations
2) Ever After
3) Sushi James
4) Prom Song
5) Saturday Morning
6) Ahoyyy!
7) Take Me Home
8) Lollipop Ring
9) Monster Ballad
10) The Bolero
by xxxcore July 7, 2006
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pengism

A scrub who can't speak proper english and forms incoherent sentences that are horrendously grammatically incorrect. When confronted about the mistake, the person who uttered the pengism will deny anything wrong occured.
Person 1: I now posses a piece of iPod touch 4g silicon case. Do you want buy it?
Person 2: What the hell is posses? And what the hell is a piece of a case? And want buy it?
Person 1: What's wrong?
Person 2: PENGISM!!!
by trender34 September 22, 2011
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Pengina

Pengina is the part of the body of someone who has both penis and vagina which when put together make a "Pengina"
Stfu u stupid pengina lover!
by Thomas September 1, 2008
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pencil-whip

1. To cheat, by adding more points than deserved in a game (like DOMINOES.)

2. To write down more points than deserved in a game (like DOMINOES.)
You have to watch that dude. He tried to pencil-whip when he's getting beat real bad.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 21, 2006
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I'll pencil you in

tenatively allocate time to meet, see, or conversate
We should get together. I'll pencil you in for 6:00.
by Noah Bizzle May 19, 2004
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