pengism

A scrub who can't speak proper english and forms incoherent sentences that are horrendously grammatically incorrect. When confronted about the mistake, the person who uttered the pengism will deny anything wrong occured.

Person 1: I now posses a piece of iPod touch 4g silicon case. Do you want buy it?
Person 2: What the hell is posses? And what the hell is a piece of a case? And want buy it?
Person 1: What's wrong?
Person 2: PENGISM!!!

by trender34 September 22, 2011

Pengasm

a feeling that you get when you write with a pen that is very smooth and rich

"Dude, let me see that pen."
"This pen is so cool, I got a pengasm yesterday."

by KiraLunar April 20, 2010

penismonger

Someone who only wants you for your penis. They drain your penis of all it's got and still aren't satisfied.

My ex-girlfriend the nympho was such a *penismonger*

by Lisa March 13, 2003

penismanship

The artistic style of an individual's drawn penises.

"No, Fred definitely drew that obscene picture in my agenda; look, it is his penismanship."

by Sahg_E_Bheubs January 13, 2014

penismccuntfuck

one who purchases something and does not share said object with those around

YO susan dont be a penismccuntfuck, gimmy some cheesybread.

by jim bo jangles March 1, 2007

penismorphious

The art of being able to change from one sex to the other for the sake of a position at work..Ask Lis.

She was going through the process know as penismorphious so she could advance at work!

by Peter September 21, 2005

pengis

a bent or curved penis

bob: I walked in on my cousin taking a piss! found out hes got a pengis.

john: Thats deep dude

by bob the bilter July 14, 2011