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Obsessive-Masturbation Syndrome is Real October

When you want to nut in November so you do this.
Fuck No Nut November! Obsessive-Masturbation Syndrome is Real October it is!
by LazuliStar June 7, 2020
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Obsessed

And, hey, at least be a little fair! Aight?
Hym "I'm a lot less obsessed than some of these other weirdos, alright? I got other stuff going on, yeah? We're doing our own thing. It's not very lucrative but we are 👌deeply engrained👌in the global culture. Undeniably so. So you just calm down with your little ass."

Iam "You gotta stop..."

Hym "What!? They care so much about 'relativity' until I end up being relatively better than everyone. Damn. Cut a motherfucker some slack."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
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cheese obsessive

A person who is obsessed with the fine art of eating cheese. Often used as a diss for immature little kids.
Bob is a complete cheese obsessive.
Go die, you stupid cheese obsessive! OH! THATS A DISS!!!!!!!!!!
by cheese obsessive May 13, 2005
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deathly obsessive

having a crush on a hot celebrity, i.e David Tennant, Jonas Armstrong ect
extremely and utterly obsessive, watching all the movies they're in, watching every fan video on youtube of them making out with girl (Or boys) ect
Friend one: Where is she? We were meant to go shopping an hour ago
Friend two: I just checked her house, she's watching HIM on youtube again..
friend one: she is sooo deathly obsessive!
by little Lil January 24, 2009
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urban obsessing flame

An annoying person who posts their boyfriend/girlfriend's name on urban dictionary and says how wonderful they are.
A wonderful, hot guy is not a definition for Ben you urban obsessing flame
by A$$ grabber April 25, 2011
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forearm obsession

When you devote your time to your forearms. No hair, no fat, and certainty cannot be short and nubby.
I tots have a forearm obsession!

Damn Melissa!! That is one nice forearm!!!
by KristyL3e July 23, 2017
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Smashburger Obsessor

Someone similar to a Dilba who loves and obsesses about smashburgers.
The Smashburger Obsessor ate his pressed patty and tried to convince the world it is something different than a pattied burger!
by Jimbeameater September 12, 2020
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