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Opportunity Cumpletion

Based loosely on the economic principle of opportunity cost:
1. It is the act of withholding ones orgasm during masterbation in hopes of finding a better scene/camera angle in the pornographic video you are watching.
2. The difficult decision that must be made during intercourse as to when it is acceptable for a male to finish.
I waited until the end of the film for my opportunity cumpletion.
by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009
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opportunarian

a person who supports, advocates, or practices eating whatever they can get for FREE
Last semester I started out as a vegan and then I kinda backslid into being a vegetarian, but by the end of the month I'm usually just an opportunarian.
by veggiecannibal July 7, 2010
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Oppositizer

Word made by my 7th grade Advanced Algebra teacher. It is another name for a negative sign. You use this word when you have a number that you need to make the “opposite” with a negative sign. (“Take the opposite”)
Use an oppositizer to take the opposite of 8. You will then get -8.
by shanbanan March 20, 2021
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Equal Opportunity Fucker

...or other wise known as an EOF!!! Someone who isn't finicky, and likes it both beefy and cheesy....in bed!
I like them big, tall, fat, small, short, dumb, smart, etc...I am an Equal Opportunity Fucker...EOF....whatcha got?
by RED1043.com February 26, 2009
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Opposing Force

A Half-Life re-release in which you play as one of the Soldiers sent out to kill Gordon Freeman.
"Have you played Opposing Force yet?"
"No, how is it?"
"Better than the original."
by Stankfoot March 2, 2008
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Opportunist

Wise person who seeks opportunities
ie Molly was an Opportunist who blagged her way into many a thing
by The Lady July 22, 2008
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opposer

op"poser" Almost the opposite of a poser in the fact that rather than jumping on the band wagon after a trend has been started, they will purposely dislike something more with the increase of it's acceptance by the public or media. If something isn't "underground" then it isn't worth liking.
Everyone famous whether or not they have changed their style to become more popular is considered a "sellout" to the "opposer".
Some good examples of this phenomenon are the original fans of the band "Kings of Leon" who have grown to dislike the band even though they haven't changed their style but have become increasingly popular.

Jacob wasn't a republican but he was opposed to Obama because he was an opposer.

James refuses to watch "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" because he is an opposer.
by JSaurette January 27, 2009
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