Smart penis

A smart, entrepreneurial and intelligent male,who happens to have a penis

-Oh god, Oscar is such a smart penis.I wish we would go on a date.
-That douchebag?!No way!

by littlepurpleeggplant April 30, 2023

'Smart car'ed

When you are driving around in a crowded parking lot and think you finally see a space, you go for it but just as you're about to pull in, you see a smart car parked all the way at the front of the space.

"Dude what took you so long to park" "The lot was crowded and I got "'smart car'ed" a few times"

by Ensen Jackles February 11, 2013

mad smart

A phrase that exaggerates the way of saying someone is very smart. Mad meaning crazy intelligent.

“That guy is mad smart! He got 100% on the exam.”

by Jalcensay August 13, 2020

smart pothead

A person that would literally take 2 minutes to answer what 2+2 is because he’s always high AF but takes 1hr doing a test and get a 100 .They Usually haves good grades and like to talk about politics and conspiracy theories when smoking, but stay forgetting what they talking about . Probably some hallucinogens mest up their brain

If our honor student Amy keeps doing LSD and smoking she’s going to end up like a smart pothead.

by Someone from the east March 13, 2018

lazily smart

your really intelligent but your always too lazy to do any work and people often give you a bad rep as lazy but in school you can whizz through a test like all the questions are 2+2

1: why are you sleeping you have work to do
2: huh? what? i finished it to Ez
1: omg your lazily smart ain't you

2: zzzzz

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

lazily smart

you are rick sanchez just cba with it so do the bare minimum required to live

you're lazily smart

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

Smart idiot

Daphne.
A person who is very book smart, but has little to no common sense

Daphne is a smart idiot

by Smart idiot October 19, 2021