Guy #1: Dude, where are all the chicks at this party?
Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.
Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.
by counter22 June 14, 2009
Get the sausage puppetmug. Someone who is so unbelievably attractive you can't help but fill her full of spunk every time you see her
Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time
Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time
Spunk puppet: "I'm not on the pill"
Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet
Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet
by af2 January 14, 2017
Get the Spunk puppetmug. Someone who pulls the strings from the shadows. Someone capable of manipulating something or someone without making their presence known.
by Shugunou January 6, 2023
Get the Shadow Puppeteermug. That typical cocky twat who thinks he can click his fingers and you'll go running back.. Then when you do, you will not hear from him or see him unless he is bored and has nobody else (he will mainly get in touch when he's drunk), so he thinks of you because he knows you are vulnerable and appear available.
He thinks he can contact you at whatever time and you will always be at his beck and call, you will do potentially anything for him.. only to get treated like shite and possibly receive a text saying something like 'I'm sorry but we won't work, but I do care about you...' and so on and so on of complete utter bollocks.
When the Puppet Master contacts you, you immediately get your hopes up and think he is interested so you do go running. Everyone around you can see it and thinks you are a fool, but you are completely blinded by it as you have strong feelings for this dick head (fuck knows why.. but you do).. and he is just sitting laughing thinking 'I've got her right where I want her'.
He thinks he can contact you at whatever time and you will always be at his beck and call, you will do potentially anything for him.. only to get treated like shite and possibly receive a text saying something like 'I'm sorry but we won't work, but I do care about you...' and so on and so on of complete utter bollocks.
When the Puppet Master contacts you, you immediately get your hopes up and think he is interested so you do go running. Everyone around you can see it and thinks you are a fool, but you are completely blinded by it as you have strong feelings for this dick head (fuck knows why.. but you do).. and he is just sitting laughing thinking 'I've got her right where I want her'.
'Can you not see what he is doing? He is a puppet master walking all over you and you let him!'
'No no he has changed I promise! I'm going to see him later on'
'No no he has changed I promise! I'm going to see him later on'
by LBee1993 October 2, 2018
Get the Puppet Mastermug. by Majenta March 5, 2021
Get the Point Puppetmug. Sexual experience in which the dominant figure sticks his/her hand into the recipients behind to which the dominant controls the recipient's mouth such as a puppet. Resembling a ventriloquist artist.
by Furrycat 420 February 10, 2017
Get the Puppet Mastermug. The person who pulls up to the department store in their luxury car while talking on her 1k cell phone on speaker ,gets out to go shopping in their pajamas and curlers with their 137 kids screaming,yelling and getting in your damm way while your trying to shop,who then proceeds to get pissed at you when you tell her to control tell her zoo.
I would love to finish my grocery shopping but the damm crack puppet and her zoo is blocking the whole aisle.
I'm sorry how much is my order I can't hear you over the crack puppet and her speakerphone!
I'm sorry how much is my order I can't hear you over the crack puppet and her speakerphone!
by LaSquirrel January 18, 2018
Get the crack puppetmug.