nipple tits

tits so small that they only consist of nipples

When she took her bra off, all she had were nipple tits:-(

by cwoww May 6, 2011

Rush Limbaugh's nipples

Anything that is simultaneously meaningless, contemptible, and repellent.

"Brittney's new record is about as interesting as Rush Limbaugh's nipples."
"Watching your dog puke reminds me of Rush Limbaugh's nipples."

by odradek February 7, 2008

nipple pants

When one pulls their pants up to have the waistband even with one's nipples. This is a particularly unattractive method of pants-wearing and common in old people, and idiots. Nipple pants are also usually accompanied by moose knuckles, due to the high tension of the pants.

"Check out that old dude's nipple pants."

by Fake Pete December 18, 2006

nippler

Something or someone that is so good that it/they make your nipples hard.

Noun: Fisher Reed is so hot. He's a total nippler.

Adjective: That was a nippler party. This cake is so nippler.

Variation: dude, hes not a nippler, he's not even a nip.

by hellzabaygruh October 30, 2010

Tentacle Nipples

1. A horrific physical condition, probably genetic, in which tentacles extend from one's nipples in correlation with one's bitchy emotions. The tentacle nipples emerge extensively during full moons, sometimes stretching for miles and miles, wriggling grotesquely.

2. A nickname for one who suffers from said condition.

I wouldn't go for him if I were you; he has tentacle nipples.

by HarlotHolla March 14, 2011

Canadian Bacon Nipples

A term for large pink areolae that are the size of Canadian bacon slices.

Her sexy Canadian Bacon Nipples made me hungary because they reminded me of delicious breakfast meat pasties.

by Uncle Johnjohn February 5, 2010

nipple mouse

The little mouse controller found on IBM Thinkpads and (at one time) certain Dell laptops. Usually located between the G, H, and B keys.

"What's the point of the nipple mouse anyway?"
"I guess they're running out of good ideas."

by Mister Squishy November 10, 2007