Smelly Nelson

an unofficial wrestling maneuver of unknown origins that consists of one person restraining another by positioning their face in your armpit. Widely considered to be one of the best demoralizing acts that can be performed on a rowdy acquaintance or a younger sibling. The "smelly nelson" could be placed in a similar category as other demoralizing acts such as wedgies, noogies, swirlies, monkey bites, charlie horses, and purple nurples.

My younger brother Jack tattled on me for sneaking beers out of the fridge so i promptly put him in a smelly nelson to teach him a lesson.

by zparadise July 12, 2010

Chuck Nelson

Reverse anal cowgirl position in Full Nelson with legs included. A variation of a chuck thrust

Dude I got her in a Chuck Nelson Last night. Bitch have you ever been Chuck Nelson'd? Do you wanna be Chuck Nelson'd?

by benzanato May 21, 2011

Balls deep Nelson

The act of locking your young lady in a Full Nelson wrestling hold whilst ploughing her from behind.

Spot the dog yelped excitedly as Jack made Jane yelp as he plugged her blow hole with a Balls deep Nelson

by MurderousYoric May 26, 2009

Admiral Nelson

An Admiral Nelson is when you fire off your batter cannon in a woman's eye whilst chopping her arm off. This of course is all done in honor of Admiral Horatio Nelson who gave his eye and arm for the glory of the Queen of England and then later died at the Battle of Trafalgar.

Admiral Nelsoner? I hardly know her!

So this girl was totally talking about how great Napoleon was last night so I totally Admiral Nelsoned her to set the record straight.

by Grandmaster Sugar C Quik Fist August 21, 2009

Rusty Nelson

Sort of like the "Full Nelson", but instead of the person applying it around an opponites arms and head it's appyied to a person's legs and penis. Unfortunately it is impossible to apply to a woman.

It was worth getting shit on my face because I won the match with the Rusty Nelson.

by TnAMan January 30, 2019

Full Anal Nelson

The sexual act of placing an unwilling female in a full nelson and proceeding to penetrate her anally.

Josh took Yuki and placed her little ass in a full anal nelson. She couldn't run and she couldn't get away while she was being penetrated.

by BlackMAGIK April 15, 2014

Neilsen

A method, using the game slides to fulfill the desire to touch the female gender.

Pulling a Neilsen will not get you laid.

by Riceplate May 29, 2008