Narcissist

If you’re looking this up on Urban Dictionary, then probably your Mom.
Mom I love you but I think you’re a narcissist.

How could you say that with all I’ve done for you are you fucking kidding me I wish you were someone else’s kid. Someone else’s mistake you just drive people away don’t you!”
by chicken nugget king December 09, 2023
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Narcissist

According to women, any man that doesn't put up with their bullshit.
Paul is such a Narcissist for responding late to my text!
by MarkB91 November 01, 2021
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Narcissist

A person who cannot see beyond their own ego and believe they are superior to other people. They will court you and love him you but will quickly change to manipulation, lies, and controlling behavior. They will always try to flip situations on the other person, making them feel like they should apologize. After attacking then they will give positive affection to draw their pray back in before going back to their tactics. They take joy in breaking down others to feel superior and win in arguments. They will manipulation situations in order to always be right. They lack empathy and only truly care about themselves.
“Jonathan is a true narcissist and got caught emotional cheating on his girlfriend, and instead of owning his wrong doings, he blames his girl friend for his actions, gives her insults to break her down, and manipulates the conversation in his favor to make her believe she is at fault when in reality she is actually the victim of the situation”
by Finally walking away August 28, 2023
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Narcissist

not me! how could i, the greatest person on the planet be a narcissist?!
oh c’mon! me? a narcissist?? i’m too awesome to be a narcissist!
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Narcissistic retaliation

A specific type of retaliation from a narcissistic person for exposing them, ignoring them, going no contact, simply saying no, thereby triggering their narcissistic tendencies etc. The narcissistic person may engage in a a smear campaign, stonewalling or even a physical attack in retaliation.
Jane engaged in narcissistic retaliation.When john tried to expose her.
by on March 01, 2025
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orbital narcissist

A revolving interaction with a narcissist, where the narcissist insists the orbital path is constructed for the narcissist.
A polar intelligence matrix existed between Joe and Sally. When Sally realized Joe signed up for the same class she built a fictitious assumption paradigm about Joe. Every time Sally saw Joe at class she thought it was about her. She was a real orbital narcissist.

Little Johnny thought every women was required to fall in love with him. He got coffee everyday at the same time as Kelly. Since Little Johnny was an orbital narcissist he thought Kelly got coffee at the same time just to see him but she didn't
by Ontological June 26, 2018
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