London Nose

After a day in London (or any other city - change the place name), you get home and blow your nose and are greeted to a black soot on your white tissue.

Arriving at work in the morning and blowing your nose - "I've only been in London 2 hours and I've already got London nose!".

by the booger meister January 02, 2014

Nosed the nug

When your brown nosing and you accidentally get your nose caught up in a dingleberry

Yo man I was eating Teresa's ass last night and I fucking nosed the nug!

by MuffinManxXX August 23, 2020

Nose peg

The act of one receiving an unwanted incirlement of their nose by a willing giver’s anus.

Poor, unsuspecting, Archibald received a nose peg at the weekend. The shit wouldn’t come off his nose until Tuesday!

by SharetheloveJB October 09, 2018

Nose pubes

Nose hair that has grown so long it is noticed by others.

Should have been shaved before others noticed.

Also know as nasal hair or nose hair.

I went on a blind date but all I could notice was his nose pubes.

by RichGermanChocolate December 28, 2018

Nose polish

A variation of the widely loved facial; Instead of cumming on the face, right before ejaculation, you put your dick at the victims nostril and cum in her nose, in such way that she snorts the cum in her nose, thus getting a nose polish!

It's a must-have skill in any experienced sex athletes repertoir!

Roz, stop giving me a nose polish all the time! I just want a classic facial!

by Roz2x December 22, 2018

Nose-Creamed

(v). When someone walks up and smashes your icecream cone in your nose.

Hey did you see that chick just get Nose-Creamed? Yeah man that was hillarious.

by OhWhat? July 10, 2010

Nose Laughing

When you are trying to conceal a laugh so you laugh through your nose.

I was Nose Laughing so much at work today my boss almost caught me.

by scooty mcdooty August 20, 2014