musty

when you smell like a big pile of b.o
when you smell bad

ooooooooo jeffery is smelling musty

by nikki September 26, 2004

God works in mysterious ways

An ad hoc hypothesis thrown up by Christians when confronted with intractable contradiction in their absurd belief system. It is nothing more than a veiled confession of ignorance from someone who will say anything rather than question or confront their beliefs. When arguing with a believer, hearing this usually means you've won the debate.

"How can an all-loving god condemn so many people to eternal torment in hell?"
"Simple, god gave us a choice to either accept him or reject him."
"But if God cares so much about us, then why does he need to coerce our devotion with the threat of torture? So why doesn't God reveal himself and warn us about it? Why doesn't he set the non-believers straight? Is our having faith so important to him that he's willing to let millions of people be condemned?"
"Uh...God works in mysterious ways!"

by Gazuga April 10, 2004

Mystery

something you have to find out, or you dont know and never will.
Or something sexual, that you don't know, and await to find out.

"your sexual orientation remains a mystery"

by call me kaitlin February 4, 2009

Musty Indian

An indian who stinks like shit and curry. They have toe fungus and live in dumpsters. Most work at 7/11 or some gas station. Their breath smells like dirty ass and they have crooked ass teeth

Person 1: Look at that musty indian over there. They shouldve been aborted.
Person 2: I know right. They need to take a shower.

by Jodi Baines March 18, 2017

Myster-E-pluG

The intense mission of doing a female in her rear end and then pulling out, placing some ecstacy on her asshole, and then pushing it in with your penis during reinsurtion. Mystery plug!

Robert pulled a Myster-E-Plug on his girlfriend during anal sex and minutes later laughed as she tried to figure out why she felt as good as she did!

by Brotha Flip September 8, 2007

Mysterio

A bitch ass nigga who make illusions and robots to cause trickery and wears a fish bowl on his head.

Mysterio: Spider-Mans real name is peter Parker!
Spider-Man: *SHOCKED*
Me: YOUS A BITCH ASS NIGGA! ILL BEAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN ASS!! *punches screen*

by Definitely not Spider-Man July 1, 2019

Mystery

The term used to describe the act of when an individual takes a shit in the tank of a toilet, usually done as a result of revenge or a practical joke played on a less favourable person. When they flush the toilet, the shit is filtered through and exposed into the basin, where it creates a foul smell and a dirty basin.

The Source from where it's coming from remains a Mystery

hey man, reckon i should leave a mystery in that guys toilet ?

nah man, took me weeks to find where the smell was coming when someone did it to me

by klippodapoomaster April 9, 2009