Missouri Diet

When you go on at least a diet of Crystal Meth, marlboros and mountain dew, for a minimum of 9 days to get the full effect.

Crys-Tal: Umm Brandi how'd you get so skinny?

Brandi: After Dale got back from hug'a'thug he got me back on that missouri diet girl.

Crys-Tal: Well you's gettin finer than a froghair.

by vansdirty hand July 10, 2010

Tea with Mussolini

1) A euphemism for male masterbation.
2) Something Hitler did a lot before they both died.

1) Ok, guys, go home now, I have to have tea with Mussolini.
2) Ja, it is time for mich to go on the train to have tea with the Duce.

by jerkoff June 8, 2005

Missouri Forklift

When a man turns a women's vagina inside out, and gives the inside out vag a blowjob.

Tina- "What's wrong Miranda, do you have cramps?"

Miranda- "Nah, me and Frank did a Missouri Forklift last night, my vag is killing me."

by The Pimp's Bologna March 12, 2008

muskovite

A person whom is part of Elon Musk’s circle of friends.

Satan is a muskovite.

by AnonDoxy January 19, 2023

iasha massood

the best woman that has ever been on the apprentice. she shags lord sugar on the daily and slays the tasks (but then she got fired probably because she stopped shagging him). with her skincare like being lux she is the biggest man magnet ever cow she is pengers.

person 1: omg have you seen the latest apprentice
person 2: iasha massood is the pengest woman ever with her skills

by biggestbeastever November 16, 2019

Eddie Munson, Joseph Quinn, & All his characters

Eddie Munson, Joseph Quinn, & All his characters are insanely hot people and are really kind people.

Justice for Eddie Munson, Joseph Quinn, & All his characters.

by Joseph Quinn <3 September 16, 2022

Munsonian

A resident of Muncie, Indiana, one of the most boring, tacky, and useless cities on earth.

A: We've been waiting for this train to go by for almost thirty minutes!
B: Oh, that's nothing. I'm a Munsonian.

by sbgk February 20, 2011