Mussy

Mussy
Muss-y
(noun)
Definition:
Any Man's creation of a False Vagina, made by pulling his own Penis and the testicles back between his legs and standing with is legs together to hide them.
When viewed from the front, the male genitals then resemble the female vulva.

I once saw my sister's junk, so later I stood in the mirror and made a mussy and rubbed it.

A Mussy Haiku

You can't make Mussy

In the morning 'till you've peed

Then it's Mussy Time

by Twitchy812 December 17, 2009

myspy

verb. when one continuously uses a friend's myspace list of friends to 'spy', stalk, or repeatedly view another in a covert manner unbeknownst to the one being viewed. most often used by employed by guys to look in on a female they do not know but want to know.

guy 1: yo, did you ever meet my hot friend Erin? She is on my myspace top 8.

guy 2: naw kid, but i have myspy'd the shit out of her...introduce me!

by D. Sexy September 8, 2008

musty goal tender

When a woman has been working out and her pubes get tied in knots thus blocking all trys for entry

I tried to get busy at lunch but she had a musty goal tender

by skippysmistake September 1, 2009

MUMPY

Giving oral sex to a lady (muffing out ) whilst said lady is having a dump.

"Ere my babber when e be done giving i a mumpy , can e check to see if i ave any klinkers"

by M.P.MACEY February 4, 2008

Mushy

Alpha male who has a horse size schlong and gets all the bitches.

omg mushy is so hot

by Muslim Man October 18, 2021

Musky Maria

A girl with a very low alcohol tolerance; who has a "bearded clam" that gives off an offensive odor. In oder to muff dive on this you must have on full scuba gear...trust me!!

Andy realized that he did not have the scuba gear necessary to muff dive on this musky maria once the drunk girl unvailed the beast.

by Don Everest April 6, 2005

Mushy

Any kind of mushroom. Also esp. for the magic variety

by drl May 22, 2003