Museum Lag

The dead like feeling you get when standing at a museum for too long filled with boredom, and being tired.

Joe: That guy just got kicked out by security.
John: Wow he probably died of museum lag.

by johnnyrocketgotnothingonme October 12, 2014

museophobia

Fear of Muse from Captain Phillips

He has museophobia

by Netscape4.0 June 5, 2016

muser of the year

Special award for only the best musers on musical.ly

OMG today I won the muser of the year award!!

by Sky._.412 March 1, 2017

Musette

A very strange and awkward person. Who loves How to Train Your Dragon everything. She doesn't care about what others think of her.

Dang! Did you see Musette? I wish I was as self confident as her!

by whizzstifle November 24, 2017

muserist

A pesky impecunious wide-eyed-goon deliberating on a degenerate but satisfying notion of "should I" or "shouldn't I".

When a muserist gets kicked out of all manner of pubs, clubs and bars for being caught just asking for drugs, but to get barred for life feels like a true expression of the art of pissing people off.

by *nigganeese* May 3, 2018

muserween

Halloween on musical.ly

Hey it's muserween this month man

by D-Monkey May 8, 2018

Musevtiye mote

Some stupid nigga that always gets to drunk in your friend group

That God damn Musevtiye mote

by corit August 27, 2018