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Machine mode

When a male goes to a social gathering (such as a bar or club) and tries to chat up every female at said gathering.

A male in machine mode who gets knocked back by a female, will quickly forget about the female and move on to another female, often the nearest female to the first female and probably the first female's friend.
Friend 1 @ a club: "Alright mate, where you been for the last hour?"

Friend 2 @ the club: "No time to chat, I'm in machine mode tonight, I've already been knocked back by half the girls here... time to move on to the fat chicks. Later."
by Lumbu April 29, 2010
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moderator

A guy/girl in charge of censoring/editing a certain part of a site
some are a-holes, some are awesome, and some use invisibility mode so you cant tell what the hell they are
some, still, are kissups to admin... hate these guys!!
that moderator is so awesome he let me slide with so much crap and offered me a job at modding too...haha
by ><-----,(('> April 26, 2009
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Zombie Mode

The moments directly after waking up from sleep (usually, only up to an hour) where you can't speak properly and have an inability to perform simple tasks like make your morning coffee.

Extended periods of zombie mode can also occur after a bad night's sleep and can last most of the day. Symptoms include not being able to function properly throughout the day and general malaise.

Zombie mode is comparable to a hang-over but it doesn't usually occur as a result of alcohol although zombie mode, combined with a hang-over is a potentially deadly combination.
"Man, I didnt get to sleep til 5 am this morning. I've been in zombie mode all day since getting up."
by The IzzleMann October 24, 2008
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Feast Mode

Like, beast mode, but when you're really, really hungry.
Dude, I got the munchies last night and went feast mode on my kitchen.
by AMWAnnihilation August 13, 2010
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Hoe-Mode

The ability, for a woman to switch, from a ladies state of mind, to a
Whores state of mind.
Before I set foot in the strip club, I am going into Hoe-mode so I can make more money......
by manemo January 16, 2017
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cowboy mode

Huffing it alone. Doing it yourself. Etc.
After John broke up with Brittany, he went full cowboy mode.
by Dephamy July 19, 2020
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last year's model

Tom and Jill are at the grocery store when Tom's ex-girlfriend Brady shows up:

-Hi Tom! How are you doing?
-I'm fine, thank you! Brady, this is my girlfriend Jill.
-Hi Jill! I'm Brady, last year's model.
<ensuing awkwardness>
by fabianb February 14, 2010
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