Triple Monday

Triple Monday is actually the Tuesday following a holiday weekend, but a day that has three times the shittiness of a normal Monday, because (1) it's still the first day of the work week, (2) it comes following what's likely an overly relaxed and/or fun weekend thus amplifying the effects, and (3) upon arrival at work you're faced with fitting a full week's work into the four remaining days.

It was a great Memorial Day weekend, but now I'm facing a Triple Monday when I get back to work.

by theswizzle May 28, 2015

Neon Mondays

A giant faggot. Might be best grill.

Neon Mondays is a faggot

by Throwaway1936432 June 24, 2017

Naked Monday

Naked Monday is celebrated every year on the fourth Monday of November.

Person 1: Bro, why the hell are you naked?
Person 2: It's Naked Monday nigga

by youngwormbone November 23, 2020

mogus monday

the sussiest and most depressive day of the week.

OMG! I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS MOGUS MONDAY TODAY. I HAVE A TEST DUE TODAY. IM SO SUSSY😭😭😭😭.

by i hate ur dream stan September 21, 2021

Marcy Monday

A traditional holiday often celebrated on r/Amphibia, to show our appreciation for Marcy Wu, one of the characters in Amphibia.

“Dude it’s Marcy Monday!”
“Oh my frog! I’m so excited!”

by EvilAgent2 May 24, 2022

Hairy Monday

When your pubes start growing back from the Saturday night out shave.

"Oh girl, a Hairy Monday got stuck to my pad"

"I'm getting itchy, I hope it's Hairy Monday"

"I hope it's Hairy Monday and not crabs"

by MriarBatthews September 6, 2022

M-Rod Monday

A Monday in the Gville that consists of reading for law school, then heading to DJ Grizzle's for pregame, following up with a little swamptina action, and finishing up by pounding out fresmen vag and passing out.

Jessica Gordon is totally going to get pounded out on M-Rod Monday.

by JTayandclay February 15, 2010