bitch mobile

Generally applicable to women (although men are not excluded) who are known to freak out, act tryannical, snap for any reason, and otherwise turn "bitchy" due to hormones or disposition. During said rampages one can be described as "riding one's bitch mobile".

Employee: Brad is lurking in the back room reading D&D books again...
Manager: I guess I need to jump on my bitch mobile and go "motivate" him.

Sibling #1: Mom's asked me 3 times if you have taken the trash out yet...
Sibling #2: Yeah, she's riding her bitch mobile today. I'm laying low until she calms down.

by Deserita September 12, 2007

Virgin Mobile

The best phone company in Canada.

Never, ever, ever, ever use rogers. It's shit.

Bell is SLIGHTLY better. Virgin is the best though, great coustomer service, cell service, phones, prices EVERYTHING IS AMAZING

"I just switched from Rogers and now have Virgin Mobile. ROGERS WAS THE SHITTIEST COMPANY I'VE EVER HAD TO DEAL WITH, EVER"

by max223 November 19, 2006

pos mobile

A small non-performant car. Usually known as Toyota Tercels.

Tino: To the pos mobile!
Meng Huo: Indeed! Huzzah!!

by Meng October 7, 2004

Mobile Italian

When your partner cums on a pizza and you eat it while you drive

"hey Tony, are you going to meet us at the restaurant today?*

"Yeah, but I'm going to be late because my girl made me a mobile Italian today so I won't be ordering anything"

by AP0TH30SIS August 16, 2021

Rice mobile

Any Japanese car or car not developed to be a racing car lowered about 6 inches and added custom rims on. Most popularly with a leopard skin draped over the hood, the typical MILF leopard print seats and a 2 foot spoiler on any part of the car. Modified with air intakes even though they would never need to have them since the car can't go that fast in the first place. Examples would be a 1998 scion cube with a spoiler and air intake. May be a 1994 Chevy Camaro but pimped out to the point you know the driver will be forever a virgin. And they sound like active suicide bombs, and would be taken out in a second if driven in New York.

"Look at that fucker driving his rice mobile(or ricewagon). I can hear him coming from 3 miles away. JORDAN and or GREGBORY KING

by randomclevername September 8, 2017

Sprint Mobile

Sprint Corporation was an American telecommunications company. Before it merged with T-Mobile US on April 1, 2020, it was the fourth-largest mobile network operator in the United States. Go fuck yourself T-mobile, now I can BARELY get a fucking signal.

"Sprint Mobile was nice"
"Yeah"

by Sprint MobileConnoisseur March 4, 2022

mobile office

A car that you spend allot of time in mostly for business, making deliveries, ect.

Homie- Yo what you into?

Me- Shit riding in the mobile office.

by Gncna April 6, 2018