mischa

mischa means dirty russian hooker in ukranian. also, cheap russian hooker.

"mischa f*ucked up my phone & my computer because he's a dirty russian hooker"

by CYNTHIA999 May 26, 2007

No Great Mischief

Possibly the worst book ever written. A summary of this book would include a guy pulling out his own tooth, a bunch of guys sleeping in the same cabin and going out to mine every night and getting shit on by some french dudes, an alcoholic dad and sooner, an alcoholic brother that dies in his car back in a small shitty city in Canada called Cape Breton.

Yo dude, have you read "No Great Mischief" ?

i would rather pull out my own tooth

by bookhater January 16, 2011

Miscuse

A word used for when you make a mistake, then the word automatically assume's that the person that used the word isn't at fault.

Person 1: Well I think that the Globetrotter's are in town this week.

Person 2: No, they come next weekend.

Person 1: Oh, miscuse

Person 2: That is perfectly ok.

by Coach Shada June 24, 2009

misconstrupreneur

One who interprets something wrongly (especially words) to ones advantage or personal gain.

Texas Politician: My words were willfully misinterpreted by my political enemies. They are misconstrupreneurs for the Obama administration.

by Poruchan June 19, 2010

Mischiefing

Game developer for the Roblox Piggy franchise!

Do you know any good game developers?
Yes! You should check out Mischiefing.

by PiggyMasterSpeedrunner February 6, 2022

misclue

A lie or method of misleading where one symbolic clue is kept while all other details are omitted. Listeners will then reconstruct the story based on familiar associations with the symbolic detail.

misclue about suicide: "Last night, there were pills scattered on the floor." (Which I happened to knock over.)

misclue about danger: "I found a gun in my house last night that I didn't own." (It was a water gun.)

misclue about sickness: "Sorry I didn't come to work yesterday. I woke up vomiting." (From a hangover.)

by PaleBlueYacht May 13, 2013

Misconception

When a girl has a baby and finds out the father is someone she originally thought it was not. A woman thinks her baby was conceived by someone else.

My friend thought he was the father of her baby, but when the baby was born we found out she had a misconception, because the baby was actually his best fiends.

by Fred Meyer Bear December 1, 2009