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A word used for when you make a mistake, then the word automatically assume's that the person that used the word isn't at fault.
Person 1: Well I think that the Globetrotter's are in town this week.

Person 2: No, they come next weekend.

Person 1: Oh, miscuse

Person 2: That is perfectly ok.
Miscuse by Coach Shada June 24, 2009
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Misuse of Question and Answer Format 

A tag on Yahoo! Answers which gives report monkeys an excuse to report questions and answers even without a legitimate reason.
Violation Notice!
You're question, "Should Communion Wafers Be Renamed Jeez-its?" has been reported for Misuse of Question and Answer Format.
A cross between the words "mistake" and "excuse", meaning a excuse for a mistake.
Jack: Hey, man. I'm sorry I'm late.

John: Don't give me any more of your mixcuses. We're late now.
mixcuse by Kerouac Kat August 24, 2009

Misused words

Words that have been overused so much that they practically lose their meaning or punch. The result is now the word can now be used in a much more general term which results in a death spiral for the word since the effect snowballs.
Numb nuts: I‘m LITERALLY deceased.

Person B: Do you mean figuratively? Who am I kidding, welp, gotta add it to my „Misused Words list.“
Misused words by 1kilkilkil May 14, 2019

email misuse 

When a user employs email for situations that should be handled face to face; the use of email as an avoidance technique; use of email for passive-aggressive means
"John. You're a gutless jerk," wrote Jesse as she exhibited email misuse to her recipient.
email misuse by Bryan Hurlbut May 16, 2008

Simp Misuser 

Idiots who think simping is complementing someones body or asking people to stop doing something to protect their friend. The actual meaning ”A man who foolishly overvalues a woman and puts her on a pedestal.” No one put themselves to those limits.
*Megnut02 about*

Someone: It's all fun and games until she harms herself

Another person: ”Ok simpy wimpy”

Multiple people: ”Simp”

Others: ”Simp Misuser”

”Thanks for the cake Ms. Addison”

”Simp”
Me: ”They’re getting cake for a nut, the complete opposite of simping. Dumbass Simp Misusers”
When a man accidentally shoots him self in the eye when jerking off
I had to go and buy a bottle of visine after my miscue this morning.
miscue by Johnny Tats September 27, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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