misclue 

A lie or method of misleading where one symbolic clue is kept while all other details are omitted. Listeners will then reconstruct the story based on familiar associations with the symbolic detail.

misclue about suicide: "Last night, there were pills scattered on the floor." (Which I happened to knock over.)

misclue about danger: "I found a gun in my house last night that I didn't own." (It was a water gun.)

misclue about sickness: "Sorry I didn't come to work yesterday. I woke up vomiting." (From a hangover.)

misclue by PaleBlueYacht May 13, 2013

misclean 

When you do a poor job of wiping your anus after crapping.

Oh man, I am so itchy and uncomfortable. I miscleaned.

misclean by King Festus June 16, 2005

miscles 

A term of endearment which is said to someone in order to let them know that they will be missed

Goodbye Helen. Miscles.

miscles by Ben Senior December 9, 2008

misclean 

A sensation. The feeling of ants parading around one's rectum.

Good lord! Are there ants on my anus or did I just misclean?

misclean by Phondookee July 8, 2005

miscue 

When a man accidentally shoots him self in the eye when jerking off

I had to go and buy a bottle of visine after my miscue this morning.

miscue by Johnny Tats September 27, 2007

Miscue 

When a male's penis slips from his hand, or from his partner during masturbation or intercourse, usually in the throes of a particularly strong orgasm. More often than not, this ruins the climax for all individuals involved.

"Juliet's roommate walked in on Juliet giving me a blowjob, so I miscued and squirted her in the eye."

Miscue by Amethe January 21, 2007