The Micah Method

Hanging yourself while watching wierd japanese porn and seeing if you can splooch before your air supply is cut off. Typically, “Have Nageela” is blasted whole preforming this act.

“Hey bro, where’s Micah?”
“Ya dude, I think he’s trying to complete The Micah Method in his room.”

by Sewer Jew August 20, 2018

masivni mića

when a mića is so masive that you would die 4 it

Do you wanna see my masivni mića?
Yes!

by gugugagagaga January 15, 2021

Educational Mercantilism

The concept that there is a finite amount of education in a given environment, so that there is a benefit to depriving others of a quality education in order to increase the benefits to themselves.

The reason why there is little to no effort to improve failing public school systems is because those in power believe in Educational Mercantilism, and having the best education for their child means that education needs to be better than those of others.

by Auedar May 6, 2022

magic micah

A male named Micah who's body is a beauty and should be shown off to the world, and who's dance moves are perfect from the start. Micah is someone who was born to be in the male stripping industry but he won't admit it.

Magic Micah is such a stud, I hear he turned Josh gay!

by BloodhoundGangBalls August 31, 2023

March 9th mica incident

It was a cold march Thursday we where in math class the room was filled with pencil scratches and calculator noises then suddenly we here a rumbling it grew louder and louder it was coming from the top right corner of the class room it was mica shitting his pants the class instantly went it to panic as it was hard for some of the students to breathe because there where laughing so hard mica stand up walking out the class room holding his hand to his ass cheeks to the smells of shit he walks out the class room never to be seen again the teacher starts laughing and puking that’s the march 9th incident

Holy fuck mica shit his pants it’s the march 9th mica incident

by leedumb March 11, 2023

Mercado

To defecate in one's pants whilst trying to release gas.

Bro, I just fucking Mercadoed my fucking drawers trying to sneak that burrito air love out my shit slit. Game over for today.

by mean-e April 22, 2010

micah

a bitch little boy who thinks he is the shit but always crying to his cousin about being a lonely fuck who can't keep a girlfriend for more than two days.

"have you seen micah?"
"he is on the phone again"
"man, he is such a bitch"

by bitch ass micah July 12, 2019