Mexican Blackbird

A Mexican prostitute of Hispanic and African descent.

Go find a Mexican Blackbird and send all your troubles back home.

The wings of the blackbird will spread like an eagle for you.

by GemiD1313 May 21, 2011

Mexican alarm clock

Can also mean: when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

See also: brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call

We woke up John with a Mexican alarm clock this morning, he says he can't get the smell of shit out of his nose.

by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006

mexican hot breakfast

A Mexican Hot Breakfast is an amazing sexual feat in which the giver performs oral sex on a hot, sweaty, receiver with hot spices placed on their genitals. This act is usually performed early in the morning.

"Damn, Patrick was bragging about how he gave Emily a Mexican Hot Breakfast this morning."

by Bruce Longwood October 7, 2008

MEXICAN SWITCHBLADE

A BROKEN BUDWIESER (OR CORONA, MODELO, OR DOS XX'S ) BOTTLE WITH A JAGGED EDGE USED IN A DRUNKEN FIGHT.

JosA: "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE CHICO?"

JosB: " I was at a party last night and some Aztek warrior busted out a MEXICAN SWITCHBLADE and cut me up"

by voltampman October 29, 2009

Mexican Dentist

A guy whose received a blowjob by a Mexican woman in Mexico.

Hey man, I totally got my degree in Mexican dentistry yesterday

by i am McLovin March 16, 2013

Mexican Sparkler

The act of a man climaxing on his back with his penis pointing straight in the air so that his ejaculate looks like a Cinco de Mayo fireworks display

All John wanted for Christmas was a Mexican Sparkler.

by Irish Jack December 27, 2014

mexican trampoline

A sex position where the man is on bottom and the woman is on top, waiting just above the man's penis. Similar to a Mexican using a trampoline to gain entry into the U.S., the man uses the bed springs to thrust his errect penis directly into the woman.

After I got home from my job at the cricket breeding clinic, I got home and took a watery dump on the bathroom tile. I missed the toilet intentionally. I wanted to slide around in it like i was in the very tip of ocean surf laying on the beech; a comfortable wetness. My son's babysitter walked in and slipped on it. While she was in mid air, I gave her an earth-shattering Mexican Trampoline

by TheHardLog September 4, 2017