kim mathers

Kim Mathers Scott- Tall blonde about 6 feet,wears hair in bun drives eminem nuts,bisexual,whore,cokehead,crackhead,
drunk,jailbird,rehab bitch,horriable mom for leaving hailie whitney and her niece aliana,south warren trash pre fame,Plain old fucked up bitch with too much money and not enough brains.

Kim Mathers Sucks COCK

by ccrider June 18, 2004

Matherbation

When doing math homework you realize how pointless it is and start masturbating.

Cody stopped his algebra 2 homework and decided that matherbation was the much better activity.

by Mr.Redbeard April 18, 2010

meter long king kong dong

A male with a very large dick. Much like how King Kong was very big.

Sarah does nick have a meter long King Kong dong like everyone says?

by Savvyyy October 13, 2015

Squelch-Meter

The Squelch-Meter is the only accurate way to measure a woman's pussy squelch. The meter goes from 1-10. Pussies with a squelch of 1 have dry ass, Sahara desert pussies. Pussies with a squelch of 10 have wet, drippy, Niagara Falls pussies. A 10 is the best score, but pussies with a squelch of 6 and up are acceptable. The squelch is more important than any other rating a woman can receive.

"Damn bro, Sydney's pussy was a fuckin' 4 on the Squelch-Meter. I'm never hooking up with that bitch again."

by vivsnake August 31, 2021

hailie jade MATHERS

a part of the finest man to ever walk this earth. I'm a big fan of hai-hai and her daddy. I'd hang with Bonnie & Clyde anytime. Hey EM I'll be hailie's new mommy!!!! I Love You!!!!!

p.s. don't dog kim too bad after all she did make one of the most beautiful kids in the world with the sexiest man ever. DON'T HATE LOL

by BRANDY November 30, 2003

kim mathers

em's ex-wife

kim isn't the best mom if she really loved hailie and em she wouldn;t have been gettin' herself in trouble. i don't think that em and her should get back togetha@!!

by eminems girlr!@ August 19, 2003

The Dick Meter

A measurement tool to express how much something sucks.

Wow! On the dick meter that test sucked all the way to the balls.

Damn Son!! That other team took the shaft on the dick meter. They only lost by 7, but hey, a loss is a loss.

by Chuck Gallagher January 13, 2008