Bob the Methhead

The meth'd up version of Bob the Builder. Usually bald and old. They are that supect neighbor that always pops out of their garage when you begin to do yard work or any type of work outside the home. They will then proceed to smoke meth in their garage and pretend to do work as well. Identifiable by the strong odor of meth and by the sounds of nonsensical power tools.

Ralph: Gotta cut the lawn today and pull out so...
Bob the methhead: Hi neighbor! Hey do you wanna buy 50 iron cups?
Ralph: No, thank you. (The fuck?) I got some stuff to do.
Bob the methhead: Right, yeah, cool, sure. See yah later! Yeah. Yeah, alright.
(Bob the methhead then proceeds to smoke meth in his garage. Later he will begin to operate a jackhammer, bench grinder, and a saw at the same time.)

by C.H.U.D 2 August 16, 2020

Floaticorn Bottle Merchant

Someone that bottles a substantial lead in a video game.

OMG we were 5-0 up in this rocket league game. It’s now 6-5 in overtime. We’re such Floaticorn Bottle Merchants.

by Floaticorn November 13, 2021

Stephen Merchant

British director, writer, comedian, actor. Created the short film Seedy Boss for BBC which became The Office on BBC and later worldwide production and acclaim.

Writer/Director/Actor in Extras for BBC and HBO. Co-Producer of The Ricky Gervais Show Podcasts and HBO animations. Writer/Director/Actor in An Idiot Abroad 1 & 2 on Discovery Science Channel. Writer/Director/Actor in Life's Too Short, BBC and HBO; Standup Comedy Tour 2011-2012 UK and US Hello Ladies, many film credits including Hall Pass, Tooth Fairy, Gnomeo & Juliet, Run Fatboy Run, Hot Fuzz and other British TV appearances.

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by slabyrinth January 26, 2012

merchant seamen

A person who sells their seamen. Sometimes to random people on the side of the street.

So, Carl is a merchant seamen.
I just bought just bought a test tube babyfrom a seamen merchant.

by Matt Carroll, Ringo Starr January 9, 2009

Merchers

derived from merchers the owner of the first merch clan on runescape the word mean a runescape merching clan or item manipulation clan.

I saw many merchers at the ge today

by grandad1234 May 14, 2011

nonsense merchant

A peddler of nonsense.
Someone whose words have little or no sense and meaning, and who is senseless, foolish, or absurd

A nonsense merchant is someone who possesses expertise in the field of nonsense.

''Listen to that Eamonn spouting absurdities. He really is a nonsense merchant.''

by Gurney McGurnster November 20, 2009

flannel merchant

Someone who bullshits a lot

That girl is always boasting, she is such a flannel merchant

by hudsonhudsonhudson July 23, 2010