Car meet

This is a kind of event where petrolheads come together to share stories about their cars.

I'm going down to the car meet to make new friends.

by Valentino Tallador April 24, 2018

track meet

The longest sports event known to mankind that never gets recognized over the intercom by the principal that stupid whore

Guy: Dude you look super tired
Athlete: I was at a track meet last night dude it lasted until twelve o’clock in the morning, but at least we got first place.

Guy: Wait then why didn’t it get put into morning announcements?
Athlete: Because the principal doesn’t think we’re important

Guy: That whore

by It’s just Zane August 3, 2019

meerpur

A remote location located in a large hole north/east of Pakistan. A smell emanates from this hole which has been reported by many Amazonian tribes, despite the stink of their own location. Those who have actually BEEN to m**rpur tell of unspeakable horrors which mustn't be detailed even on this website.

The semi-human village inhabitants tend to be very simplistic beings, trading in goats and living in buildings composing mainly of shit.

The Pakistani army made it so that m**rpur can only be reached by a rickety bridge, so as to keep the m**rpuri people in, and warn everybody else to keep away.

Trampy Asian #1: Stfu man!
Trampy Asian #2: Hell no, you dirty meerpuri shit!
Trampy Asian #1: Oh no, you crossed the line bro!

by Paak Man May 3, 2008

Meer Khan 12A Albateen Academy

Somebody who will generally do ANYTHING for another person e.g. mr mallen

meer khan 12A Albateen Academy sucking mr mallen off 24/7

by Haha Mukund February 17, 2020

Hot Tub Meerkat

The guy in the hot tub that can't quite commit to sitting all the way down in the water so they just kind of wade in, and stand there resembling a meerkat.

I was on my way to the hot tub at the gym when I spotted the Hot Tub Meerkat and decided thats too fucking weird, i'll just hit the steam room.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

meer

1. (interj) - A sound in the normal vocalization range of any felis catus, (domestic housecat), generally used to gain the attention of their human food providers. Widely popularized in the online comic strip "Two Lumps".

Compare to meow.

2. (inter) - A statement of bored disinterest.

Compare to meh

3. (inter) - An exclamation of lethargic sadness.

"Look, if you want some sushi, just go meer at her like a normal cat"

by Casa de los gatos September 24, 2009

Meer

How some Michiganders pronounce the word mirror

“Hey are you almost done? I’ve gotta take a shit.” “Yeah I’m almost finished, just gotta take one more quick look in the meer”

by BearEncounter September 22, 2018