Meatloaf

An infant of such a young age (less than 6 months). Generally the baby is wrapped warmly and held. This gives the baby the appearance of a meatloaf.

Krista saw Cayte holding her meatloaf at the mall.

by HawieDied? September 1, 2009

meatl

Kinda like Metal, but chunkier and dirtier. Things like the Fah Khing Project.

"It made me regurgitate (that's almost vomiting!)" - Patrik Walker
"Yeah! Fucking MEATL!! \m/" - Davd.

by Will January 5, 2004

meatloaf pie snatcher

Quite possibly the only sex position ever known to get the red-headed cowboy off. At times taking up to 14 hours to complete, one must have the utmost stamina to perform the task. This is not for the light-hearted, as last week's lunch is normally involved. Originated in the heart of North Carolina, the first meatloaf pie snatcher ever performed created the loudest sonic boom, in this case referred to as "quantum stroke," ever recorded. Chuck Norris himself was said to have exclaimed, "damn, man!" To compete, Chuck then invented the Potroast Poledance, but no normal human has since replicated the feat, and the first three women involved perished, and roundhouse kicking may have been a factor.

I spent all last week doin' the Meatloaf Pie Snatcher.

by Rob/Brian January 9, 2006

Meatloaf

A very flabby dick.

Girl 1: Oh my god, I found out last night that my boyfriend has a chode!
Girl 2: Yeah, well I didn't 'want to tell anybody, but I recently discovered that my boyfriend has meatloaf! Should I break up with him?
Girl 1: Ew, I totally would...

by Jensen.Alika February 14, 2009

meatloaf surprise

When a butt plug comes out unexpectedly along with fecal matter all over the testicle sack

I was fucking this girl and she was like, "hey im going to use a butt plug too" and i was fine with it until i got a meatloaf surprise.

by the randy ferret November 4, 2009

meatloaf

meatloaf a softcore gay pornstar named Joe. He has a xxx edition dvd of the fat britsh signer meatloaf. Joe aka meatloaf starred in these movies, "Burnt meat", Stale meat, and more loaf for the meat". He is a very gay man who loves "Protein shakes" freshly squuezed from dr.faggins(his bro).

dammnnn isnt that meatloaf the softcore pornstar.

by i dunni April 4, 2005

meatloaf

the incredible, edible indie rock god known as anthony!

meatloaf served up some hot pre-release indie the other day. god praise his good name and bless him with the fruit of one thousand virgins

by meatloaf July 27, 2004