Mare

A woman who meets at least three of the following five qualities:

1. Between the ages of 35 and 60
2. Is a lesbian
3. Is heavy set
4. Works in various service industries including postal worker, bank teller, plumber, firefighter, construction worker, and/or Wal-Mart greeter
5. Has a short, manly haircut

As a bonus way to identify a Mare, many Mares often enjoy enjoy eating at Ryan's buffet, or "the trough." They can also be spotted wearing sweatpants, plaid, moo moos, and wrangler jeans.

See also: Filly

Kid: "Hey Dad, did Sparky bite that old man who brings our mail again?"
Dad: "No son, that was just a Mare. Her hide is tougher than a thousand sheets of steel."

by caro mio February 28, 2009

Mare

A funny but intimidating guy who loves everything but won't show it easily. Is hysterical and romantic on the other side.

That guy is a sexy Mare

by SaltyJuns March 25, 2019

Marek

A very common Polish girl's name.

Dad: Who are you texting?
Daughter: Oh, my friend Marek. She's asking me about homework.
Dad: Oh, ok! :)

by Bromance357 April 7, 2011

mareeam

Wasteman

Mareeam is a wasteman innit

by quavers April 22, 2018

maream

A sexy ass girl with a big ass and is nice to everyone have to guys that like her it all ways get older guys for some weird reason

Hi Maream

I am eating leave me alone

by anonymous January 14, 2021

Mare

Pulling a 'Mare' means you are about to exit-scam.

'Hey! You pulled a Mare!'

'It is time to pull a Mare!'
'Pulling a Mare will not get us banned on our favorite Roblox site MC-market'

by Tinuy February 2, 2021

having a mare

Messing up your hair, sometimes until it's big and fluffy Generally more for guys than girls

*runs hands through hair rapidly*
"I'm having a mare!"

by Fifihasherlife January 4, 2008