master zhai

The Most BA ninja to have ever been seen by mortals. Disquises himself as a Chemistry Professor... One of his tactics is to confuse his subjects using slang like perioidical and mores

Master Zhai is a pimp

by SuperNinja October 24, 2006

flow master

Attachment to your rear end (exhaust pipe) that makes the sound of your engine louder and supposely helps you saving some gas...

That flow master you got in your 5.0 sounds mean

by noname1 October 4, 2005

a master is out

new faggotry used by newfags to declare the complete undeniable homosexuality

Newfag: A master is out!
Old fag: GTFO newfag!!!!!!!!!!
Anon: GTFO MY INTERWEBS!!!!!!!!

by Mdrc1010011010 June 17, 2009

Pun Master

When someone is so good at making puns, and pissing you off, that they have earned the title of Pun Master. Normally Pun Masters are very proud of this title, but other people see nothing from it other than shame.

Yesterday I was officially titled Pun Master. My friends were ashamed, but I was proud.

by InsertFunnyHandleHere January 1, 2016

masterbate

how dumb people spell "masturbate"

i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!

by meh July 1, 2003

Masterbation Coma

It happens after a person has masterbated. Mainly happens with guys. The person goes to sleep and wakes up late. Typically if your going to take a nap after masterbating you wont wake up for several hours. They will fall asleep and sleep longer than intended. But of course its a great sleep. Thus the Masterbation Coma.

Steve: Hey, Whats up?

Jon: Nothin.

Steve: Wheres Bob?

Jon: Ehh hes in a Masterbation Coma right now, Lets go with out him.

Steve: Alright.

by GuyWithSomeKnowledge March 27, 2009

The Master Chief

The Master Chief is done when the man is multitasking and having doggie style sex with his significant other, while playing halo 3. The man then proceeds to stick the controller handles into the ass and vagina cavities at the same time. Be sure to keep the buttons out so that you can finish the fight.

*Note: Experience may change during online play

I got a killtacular while giving my girl the Master Chief last night!

My girl got doo-doo on my controller when I gave her the Master Chief.

by Adam Kelm June 10, 2008