maths

Pure evil to learn
Very hard
Loads of people are bad at maths

Girl: ahhhh this is to hard
Boy: Tell me about it

So called intelligent person: haahha you don't know maths

by Do I care January 31, 2008

Mathieu

The founder of the world, normally under the influnce of 2 or more drugs at a time. Mathieu is a legendary title only given to select people who have proven themselves in several challenges such as: defeating a montser, being able to make weapons from nothing and more.

Mathieu's have the abbilty to do things that normal people couldn't do, such as: fucking up the most simplest of tasks.

He's such a Mathieu, he managed to screw up his xbox by putting a metal object in it... Why dose he have to fuck with everything?

by Bl00d f1r3 August 31, 2010

Mathias

Mathias` are often found either in the forest, hobbiting about. or working with wood. They craft all sorts of useless things. The "Busser" variety of Mathias` are like this.

Bob: Look, its a hobbit.
Dan: Man, thats really Mathias.

by Hunter Hinks March 5, 2011

Sparx maths

Think of maths and times that by 10, no pun intended, this is by far the worst torture any child could face. The person who created this was rather the devil himself or just a huge maths geek. They took the child out of childhood. They even put an “x” at the end to try and be funny, haha! This website though, is the biggest waste of my life, you have to write everything down even if you know the answer. Most of the math nerds in my class think it’s great but the small minority of people with common sense (like myself) realise what garbage this website is. if your school just signed up for sparx maths, rest in peace, my friend

“Wanna go to the park”

“Sos bro gotta do my Sparx maths”

“Haha, good luck”

“It was nice knowing you”

by I complain a lot March 29, 2022

Maths

Most pointless load of shite someone ever took the time over to make up.

No good to you after you leave the exam room, generally find that maths teachers usually become obsessive after 5-10 years - who wouldn't?

one fact about life is that 2+2=anything but 4 since that would require the fouritems to b exactly the same, a more useful idea is that 2+2=5, a famous radiohead song.

two plus two always makes five

by Duke of Earl January 31, 2005

mathison

An amazing basketball player who always seems to get girls to fall for him he can be rude on certain terms but over all is a pretty nice guy

Person1:Mathison you did so good a basketball today

by Qweekxnfjkdks April 23, 2018

maths pathway

A gay math program that teaches students how to play Cool Math Games on their laptop

Student 1: Oh no we have math now
Student 2: Nah its fine we have maths pathway
Student 1: So we can play Papa's Pizzeria the whole time?
Student 2: Yup

by 12 year old fan club August 26, 2019