Maths

One of the weapons of mass-torture (WMT) that teachers have up their sleeves, only useful if you wanna become an engineer or doctor or something fancy like that. Maths is known to bore the poor students who study it to the point of depression-induced suicide. It can pay the bills though.

I plan to become an artist so I don't see how studying Maths at A-level will do me any good.

by Captain Capable July 18, 2011

math

Physics' bitch. Only practical application being in phyiscs; otherwise completely useless. Similar to a whore: only good for one thing.

Sir Isaac Newton developed calculus for use in physics problems.

by Frunkard June 27, 2005

Maths

An underrated school topic that I hope I will not be attacked for liking.

This is a sentence including the word 'maths'.

by Cqndii March 13, 2018

The math ain’t mathing

When something doesn’t add up. Usually used in situations where you are a little bit skeptical.

When Tasha called out today she said she was sick. So why did Jane show me her Snapchat story and she is at six flags? The math ain’t mathing

by BussyPounder69 July 30, 2023

math

A womans phone number.

You see that cutie over there, i just got the math.

by SirHC510 August 30, 2006

Maths

See Confusion. Made cool by legends like Mr Clark. Unless its stats which sucks.

Oh no not Maths!
But sir...
I have a real reason this time.

by Any Normal Person July 17, 2003

math

A school subject that will help absolutely EVERYONE in real life.

Bob was walking down the street when a gangsta pulled a gun on him. "Quick!"the gangsta said. "Solve this equation or I'll shoot you!" Bob survived. Thank god for math class.

by Poopqwerqtqertq October 13, 2013