masturbation

The act of blowing ones nose. Too much masturbation can cause chafing and not enough can cause build up of fluids.

"hand me a tissue, I need to masturbate" "I think I'm sick, I've been masturbating all day" "jimmy uses masturbation to clear his sinuses"

by Tranchinafy April 12, 2011

Masturbation

Cumming on your hand/making lobe to your self

I love masturbating

Masturbation is amazimg

by Me.meme February 11, 2018

masturbate

Fly the airplane. Shift gears.

Well guys, I'm off to fly the airplane!
Man, I gotta go and shift gears!

by Your Ass September 26, 2003

masturbate

To turn on the faucet, to polish the tube.

I masturbate every night!

by ASSHOLE! July 10, 2004

masturbate

How stupid are you that you need to look up in Urban Dictionary to know what masturbate means?

Masturbate? You're kidding me if you're saying you dont know what it is!!!!

by FatFastStrong October 20, 2009

Masturbation

The one thing that gives most guys pleasure

Yo, holy shit. Masturbation makes my bed a sad ice skating rink

by Samsational Punlord October 20, 2019

masturbate

Shaking hands with benjamin franklin

johnny went to the white house to see the presidents wife and shake hands with benjamin franklin

by Anonymous May 9, 2003