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masturbation

The act of blowing ones nose. Too much masturbation can cause chafing and not enough can cause build up of fluids.
"hand me a tissue, I need to masturbate" "I think I'm sick, I've been masturbating all day" "jimmy uses masturbation to clear his sinuses"
by Tranchinafy April 12, 2011
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Masturbation

Cumming on your hand/making lobe to your self
I love masturbating

Masturbation is amazimg
by Me.meme February 11, 2018
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Well guys, I'm off to fly the airplane!
Man, I gotta go and shift gears!
by Your Ass September 26, 2003
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To turn on the faucet, to polish the tube.
I masturbate every night!
by ASSHOLE! July 10, 2004
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How stupid are you that you need to look up in Urban Dictionary to know what masturbate means?
Masturbate? You're kidding me if you're saying you dont know what it is!!!!
by FatFastStrong October 20, 2009
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The one thing that gives most guys pleasure
Yo, holy shit. Masturbation makes my bed a sad ice skating rink
by Samsational Punlord October 20, 2019
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johnny went to the white house to see the presidents wife and shake hands with benjamin franklin
by Anonymous May 9, 2003
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