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man in a mac

a type of man generally found near playgrounds and school gates. More rarely noticed lurking in the shadows near Mr Whippy ice cream vans. Particularly dangerous to young girls and boys of a certain age who still wear above the knee shorts.
....'Police today arrested a man in a mac near the county primary school. He was found to be in possesion of two bags of haribo star mix, a thomas the tank engine annual and a tub of KY jelly. A spokesman warned angry mothers and Daily Mail readers not to storm the police station and lynch him.'
by Yesticles the crab fisherman September 9, 2006
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Watch it, Mac.

A quote from Salt, the Saurus Repair Shop owner in Quest for Glory 2 VGA adventure game by AGD Interactive.
*Hero walks too close to the delicate mechanic's tools*

Salt: Watch it, Mac. Customers aren't allowed in the service area.
by KeaponLaffin September 16, 2010
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mac 11

I got seven Mac 11s, about eight .38s, nine 9s, ten Mac 10s the shits neva ends..
-Biggie Smalls freestyle on stage
Madison Square Garden 1995
by kahda September 15, 2004
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mac head

Somebody obsessed with Macintosh Computers and all things related to apple.
Wow, what a total mac head! Does he really need that many iAccessories for his iLife to be complete?
by drujon October 15, 2006
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Mac Happy

Taking multiple pictures of one's self with different effects on a mac book
Jim went mac happy for a good 8 hours.
by Yeah its that one guy January 8, 2008
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Mac That Shit

To successfully pursue sexual relations with a female.
Zahur: OMG did you see those two hotties making out at the bar? Or is it my beer-goggles?

Gavin: Who gives two shits? Man up, son, and mac that shit.
by TorontoGavin September 12, 2010
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Mac Book

Person: Man apple's next mac book is $2000 dolars
by Grand Dad Fart June 14, 2018
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