math 

The most important thing in human history.
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If you dislike it you're probably a looser . If you know how to do it, everything else will be easy for you.

whiny looser: I suck at math and I dislike it!
math teacher: I am respected, earn a lot of money and I am good at every other science too. Also I can torture small children and every single day of my life is perfect.

math by Daniel Dolan January 10, 2018

math 

Where people buy 3,896 pounds of rabbit pellets and no one dares to ask why

Teacher: Okay kids, time for math!
Me: I'm out

Teacher: Taliyah go to the hall!
Me: Ok, I was gonna do that anyway.

math by Sauce_da_godd January 23, 2018

Math 

The toughest language in human history. Something that could explain the world by glorifying counting. Truly beautiful. And people say that shakespeare is better, fuck him.

Average person: MATH IS SO HARD
Math Majors: Wow that's hard yet interesting

Math by OHHELLNAH May 3, 2018

math 

M: Mental
A: Abuse
T: To
H: Humans

Every Student Ever: Math Fucking Sucks

math by RickyVisc February 1, 2018

Math 

A subject that may or may not be related to science

Pewdiepie: There are no stupid questions.
Katy Parry (aka. Kerry perry): is math related to science?

Pewdiepie: that is the dumbest fucking question!

Math by Wamen respecter52 February 5, 2018

Math 

THE WORST THING IN HUMAN HISTORY!!!!!!!!

Oh no we have to go to math class.

Math by sambolina888 February 9, 2018

math 

1.BORING

Math is the only class kids fall asleep in.
teacher: today we are dividing negatives
class: UHHHHHHHHHHHH
teacher: oh come one it will be fun
Jimmy: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

math by Swiftsoul February 11, 2018