Mister Smiley

Mister Smiley is a sort of urban legend creature created when a young person going by the nickname “trash” started talking about their imaginary friend (Mister Smiley) causing many people to believe it to be a demon rather then the shapeshifting piece of fiction they claim it is. It’s one known (and only permanent) feature is it’s wide sinister smile, hence the nickname, its also been told to be 8 foot in it’s regular form and as for abilities no body really knows the extent of them not even the “creator”. However it is to be feared as it has caused insanity and death before (although the person it’s attached to claims it’s just coincidental)

If you believe Mister Smiley is a demon you’re part of them:)

by Dragonslayer1968 November 21, 2021

The Mister Lister

Grab your friends penis place your thumb on his penis rotate it 90 degrees and start masturbating him and his cum will will spray out both sides

I just did the mister lister on my sister!

by AMong us in rel life November 12, 2021

Mister Golden Pig Gaming

Mister Golden Pig Gaming is a rejected fortnite character

"yooo when is Mister Golden Pig Gaming getting added to fortnite" - jaboc

by zooted lore scholar September 8, 2022

Mister Wayne 69er

mf gay asf, also american, also a cracker

mister wayne 69er has no putas

by jayteethehuman April 27, 2022

Sketch mister

Sketch mister: A person who you wouldn’t want to have your kids around. Just someone who really gives off they might be a little sticky to the touch vibes.

Hey has anyone seen little susie? No, well crazy Greg was spotted around here earlier and dude is a sketch mister.
And or

Dude you see that crazy looking guy standing in that ally with a free hugs sign! don’t go over there, I fell for that trap last week and he is a total sketch mister so it was a very unpleasant time for me.

by Bigfoots son May 3, 2022

Mister cleaning

The act of peeing onto a poop stain in a toilet bowl with the hopes it will come off and not need to be scrubbed.

After he took a dump last night he tried to do some mister cleaning before his in-laws visited.

by Bfosem October 20, 2022

Mister

A young generous, handsome man with a big dick. LOVE HAVING SEX! He treats all his women with respect and love making them feel special. He have such a big heart for others in need.

I love mister. “Why?” Cause he’s good at making love and he treats me very well.

by LatticeKase January 21, 2022