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Looser

A looser is Ben
He’s a looser and don’t turn in for work when he should
by Cal18j March 9, 2023
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Loober

Noun. One who has 'loobered up' in preparation for strenuous physical activity.

Verb. A physical fitness term...similar to being 'lubed up' and 'limbered up' however someone who is 'loobered up' has also stretched and done a minimum of 3 serious stretching exercises ie. 'limbered up' in addition to 'lubing up'.
(Professional Ice Hockey Player) You all are going to have to wait a minute, I need to get "Loobered Up" before I get on the ice.
by SAGEofZED April 20, 2023
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Loomer

Past: (Loomered)
Active: (Loomering)

The act of issuing a vague threat of action against someone if they do something, knowing that the person you’re threatening has no intention of doing the thing you’re warning them against doing, then, at some future date, claiming credit for the fact that they didn’t do the thing they were never going to do—saying it was because of your threat.
"Thanks to the "Loomer" treatment, he won't be walking down this street anytime soon!"

"After his "Loomering" he must be so humiliated lmao!"

"He got "Loomered" so hard, I bet he's crying right now!"
by Rhian Fazzini July 31, 2023
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Loomer

Hey, last night I got a Loomer by Laura Loomer’s own feet!
by Lou Sassoles August 4, 2023
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Loomer

Getting your dick jacked off with someone’s feet
Rando #1: Son, I just got that Loomer zoomer.

Rando #2: Word! Everyone knows Laura Loomer loves to beat off dicks with her feet on the regular, son!
by Lou Sassoles August 4, 2023
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Looper

a person who has a low IQ and minimal talking points usually looping over the same topics/phrases and or speaks in l33t.

!= A viewer of a Video game or IRL streamer tends to a Looper.
Jon: That pizza was pizza was great.
Looper: Yeah man W pizza that place slaps but the pop was flat L kek.
Jon: "Yeah.. that part was unfortunate."
by TooKkul August 20, 2023
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Looters Paradox

The "Looters Paradox" is a phenomenon that occurs in survival games and looter shooters, where the Player or "Looter" cannot find the item they are desperately looking for when they are putting their effort into looking for it, but will find it when they've forgotten about it or are looking for a completely different item.

It's a frustrating battle with a games RNG that always seems to target you at odd moments. For example, if the player is looking for an "Apple", they will not find the apple, but will only find Bananas and Oranges. But the moment they top looking for the Apple and start looking for the Bananas and Oranges, they will only find the apple.
"Ugh, I've been looking for this item for hours, but I just cannot find it! I hate the looters paradox!"
"Wh-... what the f---? Why is it always that, when I stop looking for this item, it is all I will ever find?!"
by P3trich0r July 19, 2024
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