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a witty way of saying loojer.
It's cooler this way. Say you're walking the dog in the park with someone and you want to point out a guy who's being shady...just call him a loojer! Or perhaps you'd like to pwn your friend with a dis? Call them a Loojer!
Jenna: Hey, where is Mike these days?
Ella: Mike? oh please, he's such a loojer.
Loojer by baomingloojer July 26, 2011
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A looser is a loser who can't spell "loser".
Moron: "Hey man, you are teh looser!"
Guy: "It's spelled 'loser' you uneducated bastard."
looser by baconbits September 10, 2005
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Loojer • Looper • Loomer • looker • looters • looner • Loomered • Loofer • loober • Looger

Screen Looker 

Screen looker is someone who spies on their opponents in a split screen multiplayer match. It is used to determine their location, amount of health, and carried weapons. It was an integral part of Goldeneye and Perfect Dark gameplay.
"Hahah. I won again! I can't believe I killed you with a Klobb. If you were a better screen looker, you would have seen me coming up from behind you."
Screen Looker by Dan a man January 9, 2009

Combat Looter 

Greedy person who cares nothing for his or her team-mates on the battlefield, only concern is to bag as many rank 60+ weps and shiney infernal/dragon armor.
see Lord Azram, one of Darkfall's most notorious Combat Looter's
Combat Looter by WoTpro August 18, 2010
As a looner, I enjoy watching girls play with balloons.
looner by Loonerboy July 20, 2003
This is a term used to label one who finds large, usually inflatable objects to be arousing. These objects can be balloons, large plushies or even your average decorative inflatable.
"dude, have you seen looner1234's new vid on onlyfans?"

"no, why?"

"it's so hot. he sat on a balloon and it popped right beneath his ass!"
Looner by bananamonke445 March 25, 2021
one who is pleasant to look at, usually used for a young woman.

an attractive person.
marie was quite a looker before the sausage mill incident.
looker by dagger_grrl June 2, 2004
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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