Nick logic

The logic that isn't logic at all used by Nick. It makes no sense whatsoever and no one but Nick understands because it is completely illogical. Either a straight line is somehow drawn from one thing to a conclusion which has no relevance to the thing, there is no possible way anyone could ever connect the two yet with Nick logic they do even though it has no connection. Or, an action is done that makes no sense in any way yet in the mind of Nick, it makes perfect sense when no one else can figure out how it could make any sense in the slightest. It is completely illogical in every way and it is baffling how Nick could ever think it is logical. It makes no sense.

Person 1: How... What... How did he...?
Person 2: How did he draw that conclusion from THAT?
Person 1: How does that make ANY sense WHATSOEVER?
Person 3: It's Nick logic.

by I_speak the_truth September 25, 2019

Uterine Logic

Logic used by women.

Me: Hey baby, where do you want to go for dinner tonight?
Her: Fuck you, I know that you want to go to that restaurant with the hot waitress.

Me: There's that beautiful Uterine Logic that I love.

by ConfusedHusband February 28, 2020

Narcissistic Logical Fallacy

A "Narcissistic Logical Fallacy" is a fallacy commonly used by narcissists to gaslight their victims.

"Omg, like I dumped my boyfriend because he tried to tell me 'there's never been any evidence to suggest that evidence you're suggesting' -to the evidence of how he was cheating! That's a Narcissistic Logical Fallacy! He's such a narcissist."

by Biggie Dawg January 29, 2021

Murphy's Logic

Any line of reasoning that assumes Murphy's Law is true.

If everything goes according to plan, I'll be able to X, so by Murphy's Logic, X isn't going to happen.

by SeismicMike February 20, 2011

Stupid nigga logic

Something that seems illogical to a normal person but totally acceptable for someone lacking common sense.

"my baby daddy is on stupid nigga logic

by raggedy.to.the.bone December 25, 2021

logiene

Also lowgiene
1: The opposite of hygiene.
2: The practice of poor hygiene and accompanying symptoms, ie. messy hair, bad breath, B.O., funk, stank ass, etc.

Man, I need to get a shower before we go out. I haven't taken one since yesterday, so I'm rockin' some serious logiene.

by redturtle February 25, 2008

logisticate

To plan events and figure out how to get people together. Usually one person in a group of friends or a family is the main "logisticator". Literally- to figure out the logistics. The verb tense of "logistics". Involves lots of e-mails and phone calls.

"If I'm going to get this party together I've got to logisticate like mad for an hour or two."

by Katatak October 30, 2009