locker room soup

A toilet that has been used multiple times but never flushed while cooking in a heated locker room for the entire summer. The stench is so foul that you may wonder when will Satan claim your soul.

It is worse than breathing in mustard gas or the odor that comes from the loins of a thousand corpses.

"Dude, did you add more shit to the locker room soup?"

"I want to take a dump but I'm afraid of the locker room soup overflowing the bowl."

"Locker room soup is delicious!"

by HowToMakeLockerRoomSoup January 5, 2014

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Locking the butler in the fridge

i. Reference to early tomb raider games in which the annoying butler was given the slip, by running out the fridge locking the door before he can escape.

ii. The act of cracking open a cold one.

Hospital Security: "Is Dave here?"
Morgue Attendant: "I don't know, he finished like, a half hour ago? should be gone by now...."
Hospital Security: "I bet he's locking the butler in the fridge again, dirty bastard!"
Morgue Attendant: "WHAT!"
Hospital Security: "nothing!"

by Chalksworthy I July 1, 2014

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Locked Wallet

When someone who isn't broke but is cheap. They must have a locked wallet.

Went to dinner with my cousins. I picked up the check and asked them to leave the tip. One pulled out money, the other sipped his $7 drink. The tip total was about $18. I joked later with the cousin who paid that he must have had a locked wallet.

by Aston_D June 18, 2016

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Lockerism

Lockerism is a new religion that can be proven by science that stats the universe is a science project made by a group of Higher intelligent beings that we pensive as gods, and our universe is kept in one of their schools lockers. The locker that is one higher is the Christian heaven and the being who made that is a real nerd and got an A+ the locker below was a kid who got a F and only spent 1 lesson on it and is the Christian Hell it was created by an to Annoy a christian boy.

Person 1 (Hey that kid is Christian)
Person 2 ( should we spread the word about our almighty religion of Lockerism)

by GGOP130 November 7, 2018

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Locked bottom

Basically a gay/lesbian person that does not like being touched in the private parts.
Typically a person that solely takes on the bottoming part and pass on: (hand jobs,blowjobs...etc)

-Hey, can I give you a blowjob?
-Sorry no, I am a locked bottom.

by Monstera.fabulosa May 27, 2020

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