meat locker

The location where the male genitals are kept, inside his pants.

She kicked him in the meat locker.

by Timmy-Emma January 14, 2008

Locker Room Jousting

A practice which gay athletes do in their spare time in the locker room where they ram at each other with their penises.

"Tyler's penis was bent in a tragic locker room jousting accident. Ryan couldn't fix it."

by CoreySanders September 10, 2013

Titty Locker

While motor-boating the tits the girl traps your head by squeezing them hard

So I hooked up with this one chick last night!!!! It was sooo good except when I passed out when she gave me a titty locker!

by fucking titties on my ass January 19, 2010

burger locker

When fat chicks are so fat that their fupa hangs over covering their vagina. Its preventing u to get inside, like a locker

man i was so drunk last night i fucked a chick that had a burger locker

by vag_bau5 April 21, 2011

Switch Lickers

Straight people who becomes gay once they're drunk

Man, I need to start dating real gay people instead of randomly hooking up with Switch Lickers

by Abeeeeeeee October 13, 2011

ham locker

A male or female asshole

I.e. I got Chris in his ham locker )asthma night

by Basshole2016 August 17, 2016

the crowded locker room

When a man and woman take a shower placing a suction cup dildoe on the wall. the man shoves his penis in her mouth forcing the dildoe to penitrate her vagina or anus upon every thrust.

He asked for a blowjob in the shower but he didnt expect me to pull out the crowded locker room on him.

by soft hands March 27, 2015