Carnival Lizard

Prostitutes, mainly crack whores, who hang around carnivals looking to turn tricks with the dirty carnies traveling through. Known to exchange in sexual practices for either money, drugs, or free rides. Sometimes Carnival Lizards are current or former Lot Lizards that enjoy a break from the truck stops they so very frequent.

Wanting a break from her normal job in the truck stop parking lot, Sandy got dressed in her best Carnival Lizard attire in hopes to engage with multiple carnie johns for the night .

by BecauseImNotOneOfYourFans August 3, 2016

bowl lizard

A LIZARD IN THE SHAPE OF A BOWL THAT DOES THE AUTISTIC SCREECH ALSO IS THE BEST AT THE DANK

THAT IS A BOWL LIZARD IF EVER I SEEN ONE

by OREO_CAT June 29, 2018

Rusty lizard

Sceloporus olivaceus. a species of phrynosomatid lizard native to the south central United States

The rusty lizard, is a species of phrynosomatid lizard native to the south central United States.

by TheRustedLizard August 28, 2018

SHOP LIZARD

A promiscuous woman generally of a very skanky variety, who tends to exhibit signs of possible crotch rot that hangs around automobile shops/dealerships trying to distract mechanics from their work and have unprotected sex with them in order to fill a trailer park with their spawn and lay claim to a child support check and food stamps benefits from his hard work!!

Person A: Has anyone seen Carla lately?
Person B: Not for a while... Have you checked the shop?
Person C: That "Shop Lizard" is tying up Ron again

by Cbankss January 25, 2019

Townie lizard

A local woman who tries to fuck every fraternity brother that she meets at the bar.

Man I when to the bar and those townie lizards surrounded me.

by The hater going hate November 12, 2019

pet lizard

Generally a woman that hooks up with truckers and lets them stay the night have sex freaky shit too usually for financial benefit (bills, trips, clothes etc) generally live in trucking hub cities or routes these women generally have 3 or more kids with fuckboy baby daddies and statistically live in the hood think of it as a level 2 or upgraded lot lizard

Trucker 1: Frank, did you find a new pet lizard for Jackson yet?

Trucker 2: I told you Bill, her name is Shandi!

by Tommybean September 2, 2019

Lizard Smidgen

When you use the tip of your tongue to taste something in quick succession.

During the act of thunder grundle, I accidentally lizard smidgened her thunder grundle.

by Zoskian May 14, 2018