by ISTHATASHEEP January 26, 2022
Get the We will set up the legal practice mug.- "Dave started seeing a 16 year old girl... what a sick fuck"
- "Well, that's over the age of consent, so I guess it's fine..."
- "Still sick, he's a legal pedophile... But still better than an 18-year old girl dating a fucking 100-year old"
- "Well, that's over the age of consent, so I guess it's fine..."
- "Still sick, he's a legal pedophile... But still better than an 18-year old girl dating a fucking 100-year old"
by DruggedBabyPenguin November 26, 2020
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Get the Legally incompetent mug.Example 1:
> "Jab just gave me the 'go to ultrakill land' role, now I can't talk except in the #ultrakill channel!"
> "It's legal mod abuse so you can't complain about it."
Example 2:
> "Why do muted users get locked out of the server but can talk in that one channel?"
> "It's so mods and other people can make fun of them, it's legal mod abuse."
Example 3:
> "my nick has been changed to 'short people fucker' what the hell"
"i can't change it either"
> "legal mod abuse moment"
> "Jab just gave me the 'go to ultrakill land' role, now I can't talk except in the #ultrakill channel!"
> "It's legal mod abuse so you can't complain about it."
Example 2:
> "Why do muted users get locked out of the server but can talk in that one channel?"
> "It's so mods and other people can make fun of them, it's legal mod abuse."
Example 3:
> "my nick has been changed to 'short people fucker' what the hell"
"i can't change it either"
> "legal mod abuse moment"
by Captain Ravioli December 28, 2021
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Get the Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally mug.Someone who is 18 y/o or older (the age of consent in many countries, hence making them "legal") and still has not lost their virginity. There could be several reasons for this:
1) A personal choice, like wanting your first time to be with someone you really love, instead of just hooking up, or wanting to avoid getting an STD. This is often looked upon as an excuse for reason three (see below) but this is not always the case, and there is not anything wrong with waiting until you are 100% comfortable.
2) Religious reasons, as many religions like Christianity and Islam forbid sex until you are married (see: abstinence) or forbid having sex at all, like in the case of Buddhist Monks (see: chastity). While this is not as upheld as it once was, diehard followers of their religion will still practice this.
3) Simply not being able to get laid. This could be because of poor appearance, lack social skills, hygiene problems, and/or just not putting in an honest effort. This is the most common reason for being a legal virgin. (see also: incel and inceldom).
(note: different from legal virginity, which is not having a criminal record)
1) A personal choice, like wanting your first time to be with someone you really love, instead of just hooking up, or wanting to avoid getting an STD. This is often looked upon as an excuse for reason three (see below) but this is not always the case, and there is not anything wrong with waiting until you are 100% comfortable.
2) Religious reasons, as many religions like Christianity and Islam forbid sex until you are married (see: abstinence) or forbid having sex at all, like in the case of Buddhist Monks (see: chastity). While this is not as upheld as it once was, diehard followers of their religion will still practice this.
3) Simply not being able to get laid. This could be because of poor appearance, lack social skills, hygiene problems, and/or just not putting in an honest effort. This is the most common reason for being a legal virgin. (see also: incel and inceldom).
(note: different from legal virginity, which is not having a criminal record)
Use case 1: I really wanted my first time to be with someone special, so I didn't lose my virginity until my 20s
Use case 2: I was brought up Orthodox, so I waited for marriage
Use case 3: I was weird and ugly in high school, so I didn't lose my virginity until college after I had a glow up
All are examples of legal virgins
Use case 2: I was brought up Orthodox, so I waited for marriage
Use case 3: I was weird and ugly in high school, so I didn't lose my virginity until college after I had a glow up
All are examples of legal virgins
by icantthinkofausername777 October 27, 2024
Get the legal virgin mug.When a plaintiff doesn't have a good case, acts panicky, and freaks out for lack of any other option by filing a frivolous lawsuit, hoping to whoop up public sympathy.
"If they'd had a case, they would've filed for an injunction. Instead, they went all legal jazz hands with a frivolous lawsuit they'll never win."
by Tia Salamanca February 10, 2017
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