Lebanesbian

The term 'lebanesbian' was first coined in the late 16th century when:

Cleopatra (who had just time travelled back to Roman times to got married) returned from her visit to the past.
When Cleopatra returned she found a half dragon, half unicorn, half mermaid creature had taken over her kingdom.

Her only chance of saving her kingdom was to find the mythical Lebanese lesbian who could kill drag-uni-maids.
after a long and arduous journey across mountains, deserts, seas and 4 stops on the subway, Cleopatra finally found the Lebanese lesbian and returned with her to the kingdom

after a vicious, bloody battle that lasted almost 5 minutes the Lebanese lesbian finally vanquished the beast.
Cleopatra thanked the Lebanese lesbian for saving her kingdom by making up a new word for her...

LEBANESBIAN !

unfortunately over the years it has devolved from a compliment and come to an insult that describes a Lebanese lesbian that nobody likes.

16th century:
Adammus- WOW... look it's the lebanesbian !!!
Stevus- OH MY GOSH... lets go worship her for saving the kingdom !!!!!

21st century:
Adam- ugh... look at Nour... she is so stupid, i don't like her !
Steve- me neither... she's a lebanesbian !!!!!!!

by ZOMBIE_FINNY July 20, 2010

lebanon

Lebanon is a country in the middle east. It has GREAT food, I'm tellin you it's the best food ever made. The women there are soo hot that if you get too close...you might melt. It's all nightlife over thurr, and without many laws, it can seriously get exciting. Most people say it's the best nightlife in the world. It's a pimps life I'll tell you that. Just make sure u kno who ur talkin 2.

tourist 1-how old u have to be to go to a club in this place?

tourist 2-dont matter.

by baller4lifejammal August 30, 2004

Lebanese Guido

A person with an Italian and Lebanese nationality, because of the whole Italian, Guido/Guidette fad, many of these people become very fond of their Italian culture and ignorant to their Lebanese culture. Although these 1st generation cultures are very alike, many Italian, Lebanese people try to hide or disown the fact that they are Lebanese. This making them able to say they are %100 Guido/Guidette and can hit the clubs just like the dying stars from Jersey Shore.

"I told you I don't eat lebanese food, I quit that shit!"-common Lebanese Guido thing to say

by Leb Guido February 18, 2012

lebanon

A great place to be, but not right now!

So exciting, great food,
The people are very nice there!
It's quite exotic and fancy, like Dubai

because of f*ckin hezbollah and those damn rockets that America keeps supplying, Lebanon is ruined.

lebanon is a great place

not right now tho :-(

by ethanazn August 28, 2006

lebanon

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
Now the earth was formless and empty..God Created Lebanon

Lebanon : check Roger Waters - Leaving Beirut

by Floyds September 25, 2006

lebanese

lebanese; advj crazy niggers not liggers..lol..not to be found anywhere but lebanon coz these guys are proper rascist and like to keep it real in the hood..

lebanese equals bad ass AK -47 and they are as attractive as hell..hell u wont even CARE if you get an std..they are that hot and attractive..

by LEBRONSHAKENBAKECOOLASSMOFO<3 October 21, 2010

lebanese

people who are smooth with the ladies.

Hey, I understand you are sexually frustrated. Calm down and have some sex. You love the lebanese.

by john wooten March 15, 2003