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Liaming

When you a lil biatch whom lies about anything and everything.
Why you Liaming?
by LiarLiam March 28, 2018
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Deaf leading the deaf

Bob: Dude, how does that chord progression go in "Peter Pumpkinhead"?

Dave: I don't know, I never could figure that one out.

Bob: Great, this is like the deaf leading the deaf!
by VanGremlin July 18, 2010
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lead lemming

1. With lead, as in to blaze a path that others follow: Someone whose horrible taste leads others to believe he or she is cool and starts a trend that will ultimately die a horrible death at the hands of the fashion police. aka, Prince or Lady Gaga

2. With lead, as in a dense heavy material that sinks rapidly:

a. A person who's chronically bad decision making skills make it obvious to all witnesses that he/she is going to completely destroy his/her own life.

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b. Used a a simile: Used to describe a person with a prodigious oral fetish.
Example for Definition 1:
Jenny: Don't you love my new outfit! It's so Lady Gaga!

Jill: Wow, that's amazingly horrible! Lady Gaga is a lead lemming, and you're just a tool.

Examples for Definition 2.
a. Larry: Did you hear that Bob sold his house for $300k and said he was going to invest all the money in lottery tickets?

Dave: Wow, didn't he buy that house for $2mil just five years ago? What a lead lemming.

b. Will: Hey, Joe, what do you think of that Jill chick?

Joe: Jill? Wow, I love Jill. That chick goes down like a lead lemming.
by I'm Pseudonym February 28, 2011
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car leasing

The act of renting a car on a long term finance agreement. You pay a monthly fee and get a new car.
I got a great car leasing deal to get my new car.
by Smythie78 February 8, 2018
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The leaving cert

The very important time in your secondary school life that basically decides your future, it allows you to enter the college of your choice with points that you yearn from the final exams. These finally exams are on everything you have learned in 6 years. This is why its very important to not sleep or dose many classes. As you will fail the leaving cert and utterly ruin your entire career. So no pressure
So the leaving cert is coming up gosh i hope i do well
by Im only dish soap March 6, 2020
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i will kayden lemming lim heng yi sai bai di bo bored smashing edition on yo lemming uwu
by KLLHYSBDBBSED+ April 22, 2021
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Granny's Special Lamington

When your Grandma scrapes the cheese off of her old vagina, freezes it, and grates it up to look like coconut and then coats Lamingtons in it.
Granny's Special Lamingtons tasted a bit funny today, the coconut was a bit strange. I guess that's why she calls them special!
by cookedbogan69 January 25, 2021
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