Brazil Land

What this girl I used to date in High-school thought South America was called. (True Story)

Its so hard not to use her real name....

Girl: "Hey Squirrel! Did you know about South America?"
Me: "What about South America?"
Girl: "That that's what its called! South America!"
Me: "... WTF?"
Girl: "Yeah, I always thought it was Brazil Land or something!"
Me: "..."

by Squirrelish87 December 14, 2005

land hoe

A mix brew that contains half landshark and half hoegaarden.

I'd suck a dick for a land hoe right now!

by Wasted7466425 February 20, 2014

Land the trick

To accomplish something incredibly well

It's how you land the trick and you really pulled it off!

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

Going to the Land

Getting high from Cannabis

I’ll be back, I’m going to the land.

by eetswag December 04, 2022

land guy

A man who doesn't wear shorts; doesn't like water; skin is pale AF; permanent farmer's tan.

That dude is a land guy. He is sitting by the pool in his levi's in the Keys.

by Mucho Botonoligist March 20, 2021

Land-lining

When you purposefully leave your cellular phone at home so that no one can reach you.

"I texted Adrianne a few times yesterday and I never heard back from her."
"Yeah...I think she's been land-lining her phone all week."

by BbTasting Cart July 18, 2018

wonka land

the perception of being in a relationship that makes you lose sense of yourself and surroundings without realization, like being immersed in willy wonka’s chocolate factory.

there’s no saving her, she’s stuck in wonka land.

by stayfocust January 28, 2022