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Where Ally went to be by herself; where Andy could never reach her, no matter how much he tried or wanted.
"I'm in Ally-land. ..
What the hell is that? He mumbled to himself. ..
Can I come? He threw the bait...
No. She texted
Just a simple, heartbreaking No.
Sweet dreams, sleep tight..and all that. ..
Wanna see something? Appealing to her natural curiosity. ..
Sure, she said, slightly intrigued.
An inside joke, a play on words. ..
Silence again. ..
His heart beating loudly, waiting.
I like it. ..she eventually said.
Don't make me come back from Ally-land yet, she pleaded.
But WHAT is that? He still wondered. ..but merely responded, Ok hun...I'll let you reach out to me.
She was grateful. .
He was more confused than ever. .
The closer he got, the farther she moved. .like being able to see the finish line but never crossing it. ..
What was it about this wacky nymph that made his body tingle and his mind come apart at the seams?
It was the mystery, the challenge of the unattainable, the sparks, the exasperation, it was...
And he suddenly knew...it was Ally-land...
And he understood that he was doomed/destined to be but a visitor...he could not stay forever, no matter how wonderful she thought he was and how much she smiled at him. ..
She was the sole permanent resident in Ally-land...it was her world to fly and flutter, to sleep and wander,to love and weep...
And in that realization he found both dismay and comfort...for he had helped create that magical land of which he was now only a guest..."
ally-land by Fuzzypanda July 8, 2014
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Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026