Jones lag

Jones lag is the time it takes before the mainstream media confirms a conspiracy theory of Alex Jones.

After a few years of Alex claiming that Epstein had a pedophile sex ring with powerful figures, the FBI acknowledged it to be true. The Jones lag was a big one.

by Cuijk 0485 April 26, 2020

Fap lag

When you really want to jerk it but your porn sites aren't loading fast enough

Bro I was so ready to fap but my internet was lagging hard. That awful fap lag

by What's fappenin November 20, 2017

Lag Vest

A term used to describe the protection a player receives from a shit connection.

“Fuck, I’m down. Careful he’s got a Lag Vest.”
“He ate like 10 shots what the fuck.”
“He’s got a Lag Vest don’t worry.”
“Holy shit I should be dead, thank god for my Lag Vest.”

by TheRedAngel September 1, 2019

bar lag

The number of hours your day is offset by staying out until at least 4 am barhopping.

Dude, it's 1pm, we need to get moving! Why the hell are you still sleeping?

Sorry man, bar lag.

by Tommyt August 12, 2012

Disney lag

when you are exausted after a day at Disneyland.

dude, I slept like 20 hours after we went to Disneyland. It was a total case of Disney lag.

by superbadedgar March 20, 2011

lifehacker lag

The lag of a small website resulting from a link posted on lifehacker.com

This site is so slow. It must be suffering from lifehacker lag.

by coreyjo January 28, 2014

Light lag

When vehicles stopped at a red light are preoccupied with things other than driving (cell phones typically), and spend extra time stopped before moving.

There was so much light lag, only three cars made it through the intersection

by Aeroscout January 16, 2023