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elf lady

A girl who had green hair for a bit, taller then average, a ranaga, biggish ears. Also gets tormented by a certain tommy wu
by Reeeeee26 September 2, 2019
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Message Lady

She is the greatest writer of our time. Her latest speech had me in tears. It goes like this:

"At the tone, please record your message. When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a call-back number, press five. *Boop*"

-The Message Lady
Man, the Message Lady sure is great.

Isn't she, though?
by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020
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lady goblin

A lady who survives on eating ass. A female ass goblin.
Last night I was tongue deep and asked my wife for a lady goblin...
by agoblin November 7, 2017
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lady dude

A really cool woman that is one of the girls. A girl's girl that can hang especially in the outdoors. Is down for mountaineering, rock climbing, and multi-day backpacking trips.
Vikki is such a lady dude! I know right?! She is totally rad and can pull her own weight.
by alp_glo February 28, 2017
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Lady Cockblock

Any woman who prevents a man from scoring sexually.
by adonk September 2, 2012
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Donut Lady

Once upon a time.... In a land far far away, there lived a husband and a wife... The husband loved his wife very much, despite her extreme laziness... One day, the husband had to leave on a business trip...and knowing how lazy his wife was, he made her a GIANT donut to put around her neck to eat... However, little did he know that she was SO lazy that when she finished the front half of the donut, she didn't even turn her head to eat the rest of it.... So she died. THE END. the moral of the story: don't be lazy (like Elizabeth)
Brianna: "I was lying in bed last night and I really had to pee, but I just thought if I fell back asleep I wouldn't have to pee anymore.... I spent like 50 minutes lying awake!"

Me: "Don't be such a donut lady"
by rock..paper..scissors..SPIDER. December 25, 2011
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lady golfer

"Any lady golfers in the audience tonight? "

Jimmy Carr, comedian
by Jay Bishop August 7, 2017
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