lick the bacon strip

To perform oral sex on your gals fajita

ummmmmm come over here lou, that bacon your sizzling looks mighty juicy, i might have to cum and give it a good licken!!!!!

Wooooooooohh thats some juicy bacon hunny!

by M.D.L (Muff Diving Lord) May 14, 2004

Lick the Wrapper

To lick Lil Wayne's uncircumcised penis.

I say he so sweet
Make her wanna lick the wrapper
So I let her lick the wrapper...

by JIGABOO May 28, 2008

lick-a lot-a-puss

a lesbian: usually a lesbian dinosaur

them two bitches over there are a lick-a lot-a-puss

by yo greasy-greasy grandma March 7, 2005

lick a dick

an insulting way to say to a smut go give sum one head.

lick a dick bitch.

by Toof Pic June 25, 2004

lick the cat's ass

the act of doing nothing; dire boredom

guy 1: "What's up?"

guy 2: "I've just been staying home every night lately, licking the cat's ass."

by Cubi August 27, 2005

lick around the brown hole

The act of thrusting ones tounge through anothers anus otherwise known as rimming

"That kid Scott Reid is so gay, he can just lick around the brown hole brother"

"See that girl with the nice ass, Id like to lick around her brown hole"

by RBBS August 11, 2006

lick-spittle

a word used by Mr Burns toward Smithers in the Simpsons,a subordinate with little credibility if any,a puppet on a string

Monty Burns; Youre nothing more than my lick-spittle Smithers,youre word is worthless you lickspittle,watch me make this lick-spittle dance like a puppet

by MasterSofTrancE April 9, 2006