knifed

verb : stabbed with a knife.

Brutus knifed Caesar.

by Kaiyo July 22, 2003

rofl knife

The rofl knife is a special weapon used by master cheif and is in constant demand of blood particularly from todd

MC:the rofl knife demands blood todd, c, listen!!!1!!!!
rofl knife: blood plz k thx lol

by linkeer October 23, 2008

flesh knife

Penis, cock, dick, wang, johnson.

I stabbed her with my flesh knife.

by sonicturkey April 4, 2006

icy poop knife

A frozen dagger made of feces

Watch out Billy, he's got an icy poop knife!

by Cletus April 10, 2015

knife catcher

A knife catcher is an idiot investor who buys something while its price is still dropping. Usually refers to someone who bought a house that is 'an incredibly good deal' just before it drops another 10 percent. Called a knife catcher as they are trying to catch a good deal, but will just probably lose their fingers as the knife goes whipping by.

Haw Haw Haw! They said I would never be able to sell my house in Florida in this bad economy, but some knife catcher showed up to take the turkey off my hands!

by AlaskaRon July 14, 2009

jack-knife

a semitrailer truck accident where the truck portion folds backwards so that it resembles a jack-knife

I realized I had to take a detour when I heard about the delay caused to a jack-knife on the freeway.

by The Return of Light Joker October 31, 2011

Knifes

When you don't know how to make knife plural

Man, those are some sharp knifes.
(Stabbing of Jugular)

by JDizzly February 5, 2010