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keystylin'

Having a freestyle battle over the internet via chat, forum, or message board in the manner of typing out your bars with your keyboard and ending them with //.
So many guns, they call me Mister Gat//Put so many dots on you, ya nickname Twister mat//

"Damn, remember back in the day when we used to spit bars online? We was straight up keystylin'."

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by Shock Smoove April 18, 2010
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keystone brownout

A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.

Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.
Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.

He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.
by Jrubadub March 27, 2012
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Keysha

An awesome, amazing, resilient girl who you can't help but fall head over heels for, but you're glad that they're in your life cause without them, you're life isn't complete if you don't have a Keysha in your life. She is also a keeper!
"The reason why I'm happy is because I have a Keysha in my life."
by Ashley.Brown November 21, 2018
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keysmash

A keysmash is what gay people do instead of saying "hahaha", "lol", or "lmao" while texting. They do it by slamming their hands onto the keyboard, typing random keys, or wiping their hands across the keyboard. Keysmashes can also be used to express shock, and sometimes anger. The length of the keysmash will sometimes reflect how strongly the person feels about what made them keysmash.
Gay person, watching Christine Sydelko videos and texting their friend: skdhfsdjkgnvks dnsj oh my god

Christine Sydelko, at the renaissance fair: aw man I sat on my ballsack again

gay person: SDJHGVJKSDHVKSDNVJ DSJVNK (continues keysmashing if they find it hilarious)
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Keysus

Keysus, Son of The Alpha and The Beta, is the giver of beta keys to enter the glorious Kingdom of Closed Beta.

-Originated by Prophet Starcraft42 of Path of Exile (GGG) 2011
Praise Keysus! He died for your Beta Keys!
by ZetoOfOOI October 17, 2011
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Keystone Light

Keystone beer is a product of the Coors Brewing Company in Golden, Colorado. It was first introduced in Chico, California in September of 1989. Due to its relatively low price, it is popular among college-aged individuals. Keystone can be found in can, keg, and occasionally bottled form.
Am I drinking a can of piss? Oh, it's just Keystone Light.
by macpj March 28, 2008
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Keyshooter

A technical term for bumping a line of cocaine. Typically mentioned early morning on the golf course after a late night of heavy drinking.
Ryan: Snnnoooorrrttttt
Troy: Woah did you just rip a keyshooter?
by Keyshooter June 12, 2020
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